What would a Martian be doing on Earth's moon? :laughing:

It does exist, insofar as anything else in the simulation.

And neither do we. This is all a dream...

That's dumb. The moon is a hologram.

Oh right, here's a video about it.

LOL! Shaddup!

You're a hologram.
Hmm. I wonder...
CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS!

*finger quotes* laser

I heard about this one. I think it was part of the Alan Parsons project.

Not sure if I've seen this substantiated by any other tin foil hats or not... in fact, I may have read it somewhere, completely forgotten, and meanwhile the seed sprouted and infected the entirety of my worldview.

But I'm not totally against the idea that the United States is still owned by the British - we're just a gigantic consumerist capitalist puppet forever in debt to the crown, and that's why we run left and right like white knights all over the globe instead of handling our own populace more effectively. We're contracted hitmen, contracted doctors, just overall working at the behest of our forever masters.

Freedom? Freedom to spend. The only true escape is self sufficiency. That's why it's such a tenet of the true red blooded patriots of yesteryear.

Is this some sovereign citizen ****?

No I laugh at donut operator's compilations as much as the next girl. But I do often wonder why we throw so much money anywhere except our own damn nation.

Every large national power gets involved with foreign nations like that though (Russia, China, etc.).

Geopolitical advantages, bolstering foreign relations, trade partners and opening up foreign markets, mutual defense treaties, proxy wars with geopolitical rivals and arms deals, there's a lot of money to be made all over the world, but I doubt we're doing it at the behest of the Crown.

I've never heard that conspiracy before to be honest. Sure would be nice though to have less foreign war bull**** and more free healthcare. Costs so much for healthcare, I'd need to be sniffing Satan's ass hole before I agreed to allow someone to drive me to the emergency room.