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Old 07-09-2022, 06:18 PM   #391 (permalink)
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My neighbour on the other side of the mountain believes an advanced race of super-humans from across the galaxy are going to prevent us destroying ourselves in a nuclear war. He also believes this race, made up of nothing but females of their kind equiped with six breasts each will procreate with males of our species to produce a new ‘human’ race, an advanced, highly intelligent species with a lifespan of hundreds of years.

The same neighbour believes Ukraine is run by Nazis and that Russia will save us all from their dastardly intentions.

Which do you suggest the most bizarre theory?
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Old 07-10-2022, 06:29 AM   #392 (permalink)
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Can he tell us who actually shot Kennedy?
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Old 07-10-2022, 12:02 PM   #393 (permalink)
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I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.
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Old 07-24-2022, 12:54 AM   #394 (permalink)
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I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.
Don’t you mean your inner misogamist ?
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Old 07-24-2022, 03:57 PM   #395 (permalink)
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I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.
I bet the idea of six breasts triggers something else.
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Old 07-26-2022, 05:24 AM   #396 (permalink)
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A face with an even half dozen mouths ?
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Old 07-26-2022, 06:19 AM   #397 (permalink)
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Don't be giving him ideas.
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Old 07-26-2022, 10:54 AM   #398 (permalink)
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Don’t you mean your inner misogamist ?
A misogamist as in someone who hates marriage? No that's not what I meant but thanks for trying to correct me anyway!
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Old 07-26-2022, 11:41 AM   #400 (permalink)
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Jdubbz you know you'd never let a woman put chains on you.
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