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jwb 07-26-2022 11:19 AM

Who said anything about a woman?


The Batlord 07-26-2022 01:15 PM

Nah this you, dude.


Ayn Marx 07-26-2022 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212096)
Nah this you, dude.

What really happened.

Concept-V 07-26-2022 06:11 PM

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the 2020 election was fair and that Biden really did get 81 million votes. 81 million people who voted for the current state of the country. Yeah, I'm sure that's true.

Trollheart 07-26-2022 06:35 PM

So your idea is that the truth is a conspiracy theory? I suppose you think we're all living in the Matrix, too? Or was that just a dirty Dem cover-up? :rolleyes:

The Batlord 07-26-2022 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Concept-V (Post 2212106)
My favorite conspiracy theory is that the 2020 election was fair and that Biden really did get 81 million votes. 81 million people who voted for the current state of the country. Yeah, I'm sure that's true.

81 million people want you to lick their sack.

SGR 07-26-2022 08:10 PM

Since we're on the subject...


jwb 07-26-2022 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayn Marx (Post 2212104)
What really happened.

mother's club meeting? That's some good writing.

jwb 07-26-2022 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212109)
81 million people want you to lick their sack.

That's a lot of hits, even for Grindr.

The Batlord 07-27-2022 12:24 AM

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The Batlord 07-27-2022 12:27 AM

The Jan 6 committee was really just an Only Fans infomercial.

Vetiver 07-29-2022 02:38 AM

I tend not to take notice of most of them, but the one I do believe is that man never went to the moon.

The US Government has fed so much bull***t to the general public, over the last few decades, that to quickly dismiss this only proves how effective propaganda and social brainwashing is.

Anyone prepared to approach the topic with an open mind should watch this documentary.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7794734/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

The Batlord 07-29-2022 02:51 AM

Wouldn't the Soviets have *** in their pants at the chance to embarrass America?

Vetiver 07-29-2022 03:11 AM

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Wouldn't the Soviets have *** in their pants at the chance to embarrass America?

No-one would believe Russia and accuse the government of sour grapes.

Besides, the US-Russia joint space program was on the horizon, which was beneficial for both. Having bad blood between the two wouldn't have been a wise move, as the US Government would have vehemently denied it (obviously).

The Batlord 07-29-2022 04:12 AM

Why would they care about a space program if was all bull****?

Vetiver 07-29-2022 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212290)
Why would they care about a space program if was all bull****?

Watch the documentary. It won't bite.

Trollheart 07-29-2022 05:14 AM

Yeah but what about the laser on the Moon that's firing off every second? I can't remember what it was but some scientist guy completely debunked this by advising that there's an experiment running on the Moon and he gets the data. He grinned that none of the conspiracy heads ever asked him or tried to debunk that. Wish I could remember where I saw it. Completely refutes the theory, not that that stops any of these people.

Oh right, here's a video about it.

rubber soul 07-29-2022 05:25 AM

It's all true. The US tried to land on the Moon but it failed when the astronauts saw this.


https://i.imgflip.com/2nvemk.jpg

Vetiver 07-29-2022 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2212296)
Yeah but what about the laser on the Moon that's firing off every second? I can't remember what it was but some scientist guy completely debunked this by advising that there's an experiment running on the Moon and he gets the data. He grinned that none of the conspiracy heads ever asked him or tried to debunk that. Wish I could remember where I saw it. Completely refutes the theory, not that that stops any of these people.

Oh right, here's a video about it.

But some lunar probes landed on (or crashed into) the moon before the Apollo missions, especially between 1966 and 1967. I find it amusing how people conveniently ignore that point.

The Batlord 07-29-2022 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Vetiver (Post 2212302)
But some lunar probes landed on (or crashed into) the moon before the Apollo missions, especially between 1966 and 1967. I find it amusing how people conveniently ignore that point.

Dude you're so gullible, the moon doesn't exist.

SGR 07-29-2022 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 2212300)
It's all true. The US tried to land on the Moon but it failed when the astronauts saw this.


https://i.imgflip.com/2nvemk.jpg

What would a Martian be doing on Earth's moon? :laughing:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212310)
Dude you're so gullible, the moon doesn't exist.

It does exist, insofar as anything else in the simulation.

Vetiver 07-29-2022 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212310)
Dude you're so gullible, the moon doesn't exist.

And neither do we. This is all a dream...

The Batlord 07-29-2022 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Vetiver (Post 2212320)
And neither do we. This is all a dream...

That's dumb. The moon is a hologram.

Oh right, here's a video about it.


Vetiver 07-29-2022 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2212321)
That's dumb. The moon is a hologram.

Oh right, here's a video about it.


LOL! Shaddup!

Trollheart 07-29-2022 11:46 AM

You're a hologram.
Hmm. I wonder...
CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS!

music_collector 08-02-2022 09:21 PM

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Yeah but what about the laser on the Moon that's firing off every second?
*finger quotes* laser

I heard about this one. I think it was part of the Alan Parsons project.

Carpe Mortem 08-03-2022 06:42 PM

Not sure if I've seen this substantiated by any other tin foil hats or not... in fact, I may have read it somewhere, completely forgotten, and meanwhile the seed sprouted and infected the entirety of my worldview.

But I'm not totally against the idea that the United States is still owned by the British - we're just a gigantic consumerist capitalist puppet forever in debt to the crown, and that's why we run left and right like white knights all over the globe instead of handling our own populace more effectively. We're contracted hitmen, contracted doctors, just overall working at the behest of our forever masters.

Freedom? Freedom to spend. The only true escape is self sufficiency. That's why it's such a tenet of the true red blooded patriots of yesteryear.

The Batlord 08-03-2022 06:55 PM

Is this some sovereign citizen ****?

Carpe Mortem 08-03-2022 06:58 PM

No I laugh at donut operator's compilations as much as the next girl. But I do often wonder why we throw so much money anywhere except our own damn nation.

SGR 08-03-2022 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 2213174)
No I laugh at donut operator's compilations as much as the next girl. But I do often wonder why we throw so much money anywhere except our own damn nation.

Every large national power gets involved with foreign nations like that though (Russia, China, etc.).

Geopolitical advantages, bolstering foreign relations, trade partners and opening up foreign markets, mutual defense treaties, proxy wars with geopolitical rivals and arms deals, there's a lot of money to be made all over the world, but I doubt we're doing it at the behest of the Crown.

I've never heard that conspiracy before to be honest. Sure would be nice though to have less foreign war bull**** and more free healthcare. Costs so much for healthcare, I'd need to be sniffing Satan's ass hole before I agreed to allow someone to drive me to the emergency room.

Carpe Mortem 08-03-2022 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SGR (Post 2213175)
Every large national power gets involved with foreign nations like that though (Russia, China, etc.).

Geopolitical advantages, bolstering foreign relations, trade partners and opening up foreign markets, mutual defense treaties, proxy wars with geopolitical rivals and arms deals, there's a lot of money to be made all over the world, but I doubt we're doing it at the behest of the Crown.

I've never heard that conspiracy before to be honest.

Do they though? I don't know, I don't hear about it. That's why I'm here on the conspiracy thread instead of the political one.

Do they really do as much running around as the US does? I kinda thought other countries hated us because we stick our nose in everything, more than most.

SGR 08-03-2022 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 2213176)
Do they though? I don't know, I don't hear about it. That's why I'm here on the conspiracy thread instead of the political one.

Do they really do as much running around as the US does? I kinda thought other countries hated us because we stick our nose in everything, more than most.

They definitely do (maybe not as much, not sure how we'd quantify that), we've just been the big dog for a while and so we rightly get most of the flak.

The entirety of the cold war was basically the US and the USSR stepping on each others toes and trying to spread control and influence throughout the world through the barrel of a gun.

For a modern non-US example, look at China's big Belt and Road initiative, one of Jingping's foreign policy cornerstones, and the influence they're trying to establish in Africa.

https://www.brookings.edu/blog/order...belt-and-road/

Carpe Mortem 08-03-2022 07:37 PM

Well I did a quick search on el googlio and this conspiracy is a thing. It dug its way into my brain to be forgotten and now ejected here, this night, rediscovered.

And I'm seeing the sovereign citizen comparisons.

And I'd like to sever my association to this conspiracy.

Time to revisit Operation Highjump instead, Agartha is so much more plausible.

music_collector 08-03-2022 09:06 PM

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But I do often wonder why we throw so much money anywhere except our own damn nation.
That's an easy answer in Canada. Our prime minister needs to put his name out there as much as possible. Trevor Noah did some charity event a few years ago. Trudeau just told him via the twit, I can't make it to your event, so here's 50 million $. This never made its way through parliament. I'm all for charity. I donate to a number of charities every year. When the people here are suffering, charity starts at home. A side of accountability would be nice too!

The Batlord 08-03-2022 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 2213181)
Well I did a quick search on el googlio and this conspiracy is a thing. It dug its way into my brain to be forgotten and now ejected here, this night, rediscovered.

And I'm seeing the sovereign citizen comparisons.

And I'd like to sever my association to this conspiracy.

Time to revisit Operation Highjump instead, Agartha is so much more plausible.

Does that have anything to do with Nazi UFO bases in Antarctica?

Trollheart 08-04-2022 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2213206)
Does that have anything to do with Nazi UFO bases in Antarctica?

You're thinking of the Cold War.

Carpe Mortem 08-05-2022 04:21 PM

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Does that have anything to do with Nazi UFO bases in Antarctica?

Actually it has a whole hell of a lot to do with that, depending who you ask.

But myself, a learned scientist, is much more focused on the logical conclusions of the expedition such as hollow earth theory and aliens. I mean, Nazis? LMAO no such thing, get your head out of your ass.

music_collector 08-05-2022 06:20 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So9LshyaHd0

Sorry, "learned" made me think of this clip. The fancy book learnin'.

music_collector 08-05-2022 06:23 PM

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a learned scientist
Which discipline did you follow? Physics, biology, chemistry?

The Batlord 08-05-2022 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 2213387)
Actually it has a whole hell of a lot to do with that, depending who you ask.

But myself, a learned scientist, is much more focused on the logical conclusions of the expedition such as hollow earth theory and aliens. I mean, Nazis? LMAO no such thing, get your head out of your ass.

That's just what David Icke wants you to think.


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