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JKSmith 06-22-2009 08:47 PM

The one from hell is all itchy and really hot too, except in the winter. Its cold in the winter.

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 08:48 PM

Why are you a Christian?

JKSmith 06-22-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 688435)
So it doesn't seem stupid to you that one being made the entire universe? And that his son was sent to die for sins? He sent his son... his actual child... who he apparently loves uncondiationally... to get tortured. Does that make sense? And does it make sense that people are still killed for their wrong-doings today? Don't call the beliefs of other religions stupid.

Why not? That's what you're doing.

SATCHMO 06-22-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688437)
The one from hell is all itchy and really hot too, except in the winter. Its cold in the winter.

Really? All i got was a plastic pitchfork and devil horns. Satan was in Maui for the weekend so I didn't get a chance to meet him.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688439)
Why not? That's what you're doing.

Really? I accepted what you had to say until you attacked another religion and attacked me.

JKSmith 06-22-2009 08:52 PM

When did I attack a religion?

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 688438)
Why are you a Christian?

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SATCHMO 06-22-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688439)
Why not? That's what you're doing.

Honestly If you're going to say that something makes perfect sense to you at least have the sense to explain why. 2 sentences and a lot of defensive unfounded rhetoric aren't going to foot the bill.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 08:55 PM

You're not even worth conversing with.

You don't make sense and you contradict yourself.

Just shut the hell up.







No pun intended.

JKSmith 06-22-2009 08:55 PM

You know what? Forget it. Your right, God's dead! God's dead! What do you want from me?

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 08:56 PM

I just want you to explain to me why you're a Christian. That's all.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 688448)
I just want you to explain to me why you're a Christian. That's all.

Well apparently "God's" dead now...

SATCHMO 06-22-2009 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688447)
You know what? Forget it. Your right, God's dead! God's dead! What do you want from me?

I think she want's what we all want: for you to be civil or intelligent or both.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 688450)
I think she want's what we all want: for you to be civil or intelligent or both.

True that.

JKSmith 06-22-2009 08:59 PM

I'm a Christian because Mohammed said that the sun puts a coat on in winter, L. Ron Hubbard charges you for everything, Buddha is dead, and the only religion without any holes in it is Christianity.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 09:00 PM

Holes?!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 09:00 PM

Christianity doesn't have any holes in it? The whole idea of a benevolent universe or intelligent design is silly.


JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:04 PM

How could all this happen by chance? And the universe isn't benevolent. If I recall, I called this a wretched planet.

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 09:07 PM

My bad, created by a benevolent god with a purpose in mind* point still stands.

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:09 PM

If this is the only planet capable of life, it's extremely lucky that we ended up here, huh? See my point?

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 09:10 PM

trolls are hilarious.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688464)
If this is the only planet capable of life, it's extremely lucky that we ended up here, huh? See my point?

See but now you're bringing science into this.

SATCHMO 06-22-2009 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688464)
If this is the only planet capable of life, it's extremely lucky that we ended up here, huh? See my point?

Yeah, it's sure is a good thing we didn't end up on a planet that didn't support life!

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:13 PM

Mmm-hmm, seems like someone was looking out for us.

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:20 PM

Hello?

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:27 PM

Shut you up quick, huh?

Son of JayJamJah 06-22-2009 09:30 PM

Mirrorball or CoreyAllen?

Oh Wait Wendy Cal...?

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 09:30 PM

idk some sort of troll though.

lucifer_sam 06-22-2009 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 688487)
Mirrorball or CoreyAllen?

Oh Wait Wendy Cal...?

no WendyCal would say that and add "I guess your liberal news sources never told you everything!!! :rofl:" as an afterthought

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:32 PM

What?

Son of JayJamJah 06-22-2009 09:34 PM

^That's all the proof I need.

Urrrrrrbbbaaaannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 09:36 PM

He's asleep. It's like 4am there. xD

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:39 PM

WTF are you talking about?

Son of JayJamJah 06-22-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 688495)
He's asleep. It's like 4am there. xD

That's why I yelled it

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 688502)
That's why I yelled it

Hahaha. <3

JKSmith 06-22-2009 09:45 PM

Ignoring me, huh?

sleepy jack 06-22-2009 09:47 PM

Stop making useless posts. You've been warned once about this consider this your second. We operate on a three strike rule just so you know.

Hesher 06-22-2009 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688468)
Mmm-hmm, seems like someone was looking out for us.

The universe is bigger than you can understand. Although the chances of any one planet being capable of life are extremely low, in the context of the vast, enormous universe, it's not unlikely at all. And then if a planet has the right circumstances for life, life will form; it's not as if there was a chance that humanity would begin on Mars and then fail, that's ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by JKSmith (Post 688452)
I'm a Christian because Mohammed said that the sun puts a coat on in winter, L. Ron Hubbard charges you for everything, Buddha is dead, and the only religion without any holes in it is Christianity.

I apologize to have to break it to you but Christianity, especially in the New Testament, has said much more ridiculous things than the sun putting a coat on in winter. Have you actually read any of your so-called sacred texts? There are more than one Buddha, "he" isn't dead, and in any case in Buddhism they believe you are reincarnated. Christianity has more holes than swiss cheese in a firing range and if you give the flamers in here a few minutes to do their research you will see; on the other hand, it won't matter since faith has nothing to do with logic no matter how much you pretend it does.

Arya Stark 06-22-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hesher (Post 688520)
The universe is bigger than you can understand. Although the chances of any one planet being capable of life are extremely low, in the context of the vast, enormous universe, it's not unlikely at all. And then if a planet has the right circumstances for life, life will form; it's not as if there was a chance that humanity would begin on Mars and then fail, that's ridiculous.



I apologize to have to break it to you but Christianity, especially in the New Testament, has said much more ridiculous things than the sun putting a coat on in winter. Have you actually read any of your so-called sacred texts? There are more than one Buddha, "he" isn't dead, and in any case in Buddhism they believe you are reincarnated. Christianity has more holes than swiss cheese in a firing range and if you give the flamers in here a few minutes to do their research you will see; on the other hand, it won't matter since faith has nothing to do with logic no matter how much you pretend it does.

Hesher, shut the fuck up.

Son of JayJamJah 06-22-2009 09:54 PM

Ut-oh

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