8th grade pundit - the next Rush Limbaugh? (speaker, quote)

**Janszoon** · 03-09-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Man, I can actually visualize the GOP "think tank"
An actual underground bunker with fifteen or so 60+ yr old white guys going "they want black people apparently, Tom, where can we find a negro?"
"I've got just the guy."
"Right, so black guy check, now youthful sex symbol. Man, where's this country going? Richardson, you still got that Palin on stand-by?"
"Check"

6 months later

"Dammit Richardson, what happened?? Ok scrap the Palin plans. I MEAN WE NEED YOUNG."
"You don't mean... but he's not ready!"
"bring out the boy..."

I always pictured a GOP think tank to be a large glass tank, hooked up to a bunch of victorian-era machinery, with a bunch of brains swimming around in it who communicate with their caretakers via psychic brainwaves.

Inuzuka Skysword · 03-09-2009, 06:52 PM

I find a major problem with the boy because nowhere did he mention why conservatism is right in any way. All he is doing is trying to rally the people. Secondly, Republicans have just as much respect for life as Democrats. They are against *** marriage so how can they be pro-life? The fact that he even mentioned the term pro-life really makes me wonder. That term is so terrible and really is just a stupid way for the GOP to criticize the liberals.

BTW, put me on at a Republican rally and I guarantee that I could do a better job than that kid. Then again, I am 16. The only thing a commend him on is speaking for three minutes without screwing up. He was generally bull****ting half the time like you do when you write a long paper and you need a few more hundred words. I mean, "Conservatism is an ideology based on protecting the people's rights," should say that enough.

The Republican party is going down hill if conservative parents are really brainwashing their children this much.

sleepy jack · 03-09-2009, 06:57 PM

Yeah, honestly I haven't read his book but if it's anything like his speech I bet it's just a long summary of what Reagan and the Bush family had been saying for the past few decades. This kid is rehashing an "ideology" that wants to interfere with the doctor-patience relationship and govern marriage. I have no idea how he has the undropped balls to say he wants a "limited government" and still argue for that sort of thinking.

Inuzuka Skysword · 03-09-2009, 07:00 PM

Oh and he is a Southern Baptist...

sleepy jack · 03-09-2009, 07:01 PM

A homeschooled Southern Baptist!

dac · 03-09-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

Are you joking? Fred Thompson, Rudie Giuliani and Mike Huckabee were all Republican presidential candidates this year and are all in favor of a flat tax, or as they call it a "fair tax."

This is why I hate politics on Music Banter... I always end up defending the Republicans even though I don't want to

Inuzuka Skysword · 03-09-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dac

This is why I hate politics on Music Banter... I always end up defending the Republicans even though I don't want to

Why would you bother defending Republicans if you don't want to?

ProggyMan · 03-09-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

I find a major problem with the boy because nowhere did he mention why conservatism is right in any way. All he is doing is trying to rally the people. Secondly, Republicans have just as much respect for life as Democrats. They are against *** marriage so how can they be pro-life? The fact that he even mentioned the term pro-life really makes me wonder. That term is so terrible and really is just a stupid way for the GOP to criticize the liberals.

BTW, put me on at a Republican rally and I guarantee that I could do a better job than that kid. Then again, I am 16. The only thing a commend him on is speaking for three minutes without screwing up. He was generally bull****ting half the time like you do when you write a long paper and you need a few more hundred words. I mean, "Conservatism is an ideology based on protecting the people's rights," should say that enough.

The Republican party is going down hill if conservative parents are really brainwashing their children this much.

Yeah, I wasn't impressed by his speaking or words, though it's great he's interested in politics.

dac · 03-09-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

Why would you bother defending Republicans if you don't want to?

Because the general populous of Music Banter is pretty left winged and I myself am fairly central in my views. In a lot of the arguments everyone just gangs up on the right and it becomes a bit extreme.

Terrible Lizard · 03-10-2009, 12:13 AM

I used to beat the **** out of little ****s like him back in grade school. **** him and his tape recorder for a brain.

03-10-2009, 12:13 AM	#30 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	I used to beat the ** out of little s like him back in grade school. ** him and his tape recorder for a brain. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

03-09-2009, 06:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
Inuzuka Skysword Existential Egoist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,468	I find a major problem with the boy because nowhere did he mention why conservatism is right in any way. All he is doing is trying to rally the people. Secondly, Republicans have just as much respect for life as Democrats. They are against * marriage so how can they be pro-life? The fact that he even mentioned the term pro-life really makes me wonder. That term is so terrible and really is just a stupid way for the GOP to criticize the liberals. BTW, put me on at a Republican rally and I guarantee that I could do a better job than that kid. Then again, I am 16. The only thing a commend him on is speaking for three minutes without screwing up. He was generally bull**ting half the time like you do when you write a long paper and you need a few more hundred words. I mean, "Conservatism is an ideology based on protecting the people's rights," should say that enough. The Republican party is going down hill if conservative parents are really brainwashing their children this much.

03-09-2009, 06:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
sleepy jack isfckingdead Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 18,967	Yeah, honestly I haven't read his book but if it's anything like his speech I bet it's just a long summary of what Reagan and the Bush family had been saying for the past few decades. This kid is rehashing an "ideology" that wants to interfere with the doctor-patience relationship and govern marriage. I have no idea how he has the undropped balls to say he wants a "limited government" and still argue for that sort of thinking.

03-09-2009, 07:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
Inuzuka Skysword Existential Egoist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,468	Oh and he is a Southern Baptist...

03-09-2009, 07:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
sleepy jack isfckingdead Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 18,967	A homeschooled Southern Baptist!