I remember that show. I never watched it but I remember when it was around.

Sadly I do. I can't really think of many stupider ideas than that for a show.

what if there was a parallel dimension where iceland is called fireland instead because the people that discovered it thought the volcanos were more important

This is a terrible idea! What if homosexuality becomes accepted by the general public?

I want you to know your presence is appreciated here.

Also, you Colbert biline is brilliant.