Good, it might do something like oh I don't know open your mind or teach you logic and stop you from making such vacuous statements.

Yeah, who knows, I might arrive at the same conjecture as you if I read long enough.

I can only hope.

It would certainly do you some good.

More so than that goddamn public university I attend, that's for sure.

Well if they're teaching you to think like you (i.e. wrong) than it probably would.

i lern how to spel

and bake cookies

And I'm assuming you learn inconsistency and how to rid your mind of rationality and logic as well.

Had those last semester. Moving on to shapes and colors this semester.

I hear it's hard.

You should read some Oscar Wilde to discover what wit actually is because you're not very funny.

I'm not pretentious or arrogant either.

What book would you recommend for those traits?