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Old 02-17-2018, 03:08 PM   #9861 (permalink)
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For PR reasons he'll resign first like Nixon did. And Melania will divorce him the next day.

Coming soon, Trump: The West Wing

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The day she divorces him is the day I swipe right and put a hole in my condom.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-17-2018, 03:11 PM   #9862 (permalink)
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For PR reasons he'll resign first like Nixon did. And Melania will divorce him the next day.

Coming soon, Trump: The West Wing

YOU'RE FIRED!
lol directed by Oliver Stone

Resignation won’t save him from prosecution unless Pence or whoever pulls a Ford.
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Old 02-17-2018, 03:13 PM   #9863 (permalink)
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The day she divorces him is the day I swipe right and put a hole in my condom.
I think you should aim for one of the Palin klan. Isn’t there a retard in that bunch? Score!
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Old 02-17-2018, 04:02 PM   #9864 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:08 PM   #9865 (permalink)
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I think you should aim for one of the Palin klan. Isn’t there a retard in that bunch? Score!
If I'm aiming for anyone it's McCain's daughter. Jesus Christ she's fine. That body is unbelievable.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:55 PM   #9866 (permalink)
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She really is dynamite.

Those are real goodies, too.

Bitch is old school fine.
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Old 02-17-2018, 08:01 PM   #9867 (permalink)
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Her body is basically 100% everything I want in a woman. She's the "Holy ****" ultra rare collectible of politics. I remember seeing her in interviews while McCain was running for president and just watching in awe of just how gorgeous she was. Would have voted for him just so she could be on television more if he wasn't such a disgusting warmonger. Good a reason as any these days. Seriously, how do you get tortured by the Vietnamese and then come out trying to get us to go to WW3 with Russia like it ain't ****. *******.
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Old 02-17-2018, 09:01 PM   #9868 (permalink)
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If I'm aiming for anyone it's McCain's daughter. Jesus Christ she's fine. That body is unbelievable.
The added bonus is that her mom owns Hensley & Co., which is one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States.

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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 02-17-2018, 09:21 PM   #9869 (permalink)
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With all these Russian website factories being exposed, I kind of regret click "like" on this page now:

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Old 02-17-2018, 09:30 PM   #9870 (permalink)
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Putin should stay in office forever!

Did I just interfere in Russia’s democracy?
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