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Old 10-11-2013, 05:42 AM   #931 (permalink)
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Seems like progress derailed if you ask me. I'd rather have a black lesbian Atheist running the Republican party.
Progress and Republicans in the same post = does not compute.
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:14 AM   #932 (permalink)
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Ok, so hey Golden Skulltulas are real and now we know why they knock you down from climbing vines in Oot it's cos they r freekin poisonos - black widows (fake widows) in the UK!! They have skull markings so avoid picking them up, avoid anything with markings in the wild...they are deadly and posionous.

As of 2016 no more ten pack cigarettes in the UK. As of 2026 no more menthols.
I have no idea why they're outrunning menthols probably it makes everyone gay cos menthol smokes opuns up yor bum pouch but they r getting rid of 10 packs to discourage little uns from smoking...hey if they earn enough for a 20 deck in todays economy they must have deserved a pack of smokes you need a full time job in construction just to afford it its a joke.
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:44 AM   #933 (permalink)
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It will do nothing. People will just go halves on boxes.
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:45 PM   #934 (permalink)
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They have ten packs in Britain? We just have twenty packs over the pond. Damn it, stop talking about cigs. Now I'm getting the craves.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Join us e-cig fags batty
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:57 PM   #936 (permalink)
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I refuse on principal. Half the fun of smoking cigs is knowing that I am spitting in society's face by embracing my own self-destruction.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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E-cigarettes still have nicotine, except for the flavoured ones I think but I usually smoke menthol or die

Plus u silly you will come to the ~dark side eventually
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Old 10-11-2013, 05:01 PM   #938 (permalink)
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E-cigarettes still have nicotine, except for the flavoured ones I think but I usually smoke menthol or die

Plus u silly you will come to the ~dark side eventually
But will they give me lung cancer? If not then piss off.
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Life will give you cancer you silly bitch
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Old 10-11-2013, 05:25 PM   #940 (permalink)
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Yeah but the only way to get out of that is to put a gun in my mouth (ok there are others but you get my point). But now I can't even be bothered to stop setting fire to a big stick of cancer and inhaling the choking fumes. That's self-destruction brought to an art form. The only thing better would be to enroll in college, take out a ridiculous amount of student loans, and then study philosophy.
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