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Old 12-25-2017, 09:00 PM   #8671 (permalink)
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I was hoping that your wording was closer to this answer 'cause if it wasn't,
I was gonna totally defer to Chula's (or anyone else here who's raised children) expertise on this.
Also, the story is that the parents were never in favor of the daughter's relationship with the white trash dick dragon and
actually succeeded in convincing the daughter to leave him - the daughter doing a 180. The boner goblin didn't like that and shot the parents.
"Doesn't want their child to date a Nazi" is not a particularly high bar. Still a lot of room to be a piece of ****.
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:03 PM   #8672 (permalink)
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I was hoping that your wording was closer to this answer 'cause if it wasn't,
I was gonna totally defer to Chula's (or anyone else here who's raised children) expertise on this.
Also, the story is that the parents were never in favor of the daughter's relationship with the white trash dick dragon and
actually succeeded in convincing the daughter to leave him - the daughter doing a 180. The boner goblin didn't like that and shot the parents.
So goes the story.

Maybe there’s a missing detail like she was attracted to the least desirable boy she could find because her head was twisted on wrong since daddy raped her. Just maybe.
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:05 PM   #8673 (permalink)
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"Doesn't want their child to date a Nazi" is not a particularly high bar. Still a lot of room to be a piece of ****.
Seriously

If you can’t see there’s something wrong with this story I don’t know what to tell you.
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:06 PM   #8674 (permalink)
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No. Dead people are always 100% innocent. That's why the Nazi dude lived!
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:07 PM   #8675 (permalink)
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So goes the story.

Maybe there’s a missing detail like she was attracted to the least desirable boy she could find because her head was twisted on wrong since daddy raped her. Just maybe.
...or she was sucked up thru a gaping hole in the cosmos and went thru terrible training on Jupiter only to be plopped down in the middle of her soon to be boyfriend's living room and she saw it as a sign!
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...or she was sucked up thru a gaping hole in the cosmos and went thru terrible training on Jupiter only to be plopped down in the middle of her soon to be boyfriend's living room and she saw it as a sign!
Or maybe she wasn’t raised correctly.
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:18 PM   #8677 (permalink)
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Or maybe they're just a really dumb family and they just won a Darwin Award.
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Old 12-25-2017, 09:27 PM   #8678 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2017, 11:31 PM   #8679 (permalink)
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Now you're just both just being dickish trolls. Probably have been all along.

Not the best of subjects to troll though. But then you two have no morals, so I guess the world is working as normal.
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