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Old 12-07-2017, 01:03 PM   #8471 (permalink)
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His wife was fine, damn.
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:51 PM   #8472 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:56 PM   #8473 (permalink)
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I don't think your link is working, Frown.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:14 PM   #8474 (permalink)
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That joke was your Magnum opus.
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:30 PM   #8475 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:32 PM   #8476 (permalink)
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It worked for me. Maybe you need a new whip.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:12 PM   #8477 (permalink)
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His wife was fine, damn.
Why is she holding her arm like that? It doesn't look real. She kind of looks like a mannequin and he looks like he's holding her up....
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:16 PM   #8478 (permalink)
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She's self-conscious about her stomach.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:23 PM   #8479 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:50 PM   #8480 (permalink)
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German Chancellor Merkel 'does not support' Trump's Jerusalem announcement

There's a good joke in there somewhere.
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