The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Chula Vista · 11-10-2017, 10:37 AM

Greatest short shorts in the history of mankind.

OccultHawk · 11-10-2017, 03:40 PM

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"I can hardly wrap my head around the scope of hurt I brought on them," he said.

"There is nothing about this that I forgive myself for," he wrote. "And I have to reconcile it with who I am. Which is nothing compared to the task I left them with."

Louis CK on wanking without fair warning.

Did his victims survive?

The Batlord · 11-10-2017, 03:53 PM

I mean that's clearly the kind of overwrought, bull**** apology that celebrities give when they're forced too. Maybe he does feel that bad, but when I think of this I can't help but be uncomfortable now.

And after watching that again apparently what I mean by "uncomfortable" is so long as you're as hilarious as Louis CK I'm okay with you being a **** who came out of a ****'s ****. Jesus Christ that man is a douchebag genius.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-10-2017, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Louis CK on wanking without fair warning.

Did his victims survive?

What did he do? What are the facts.

He asked if they wanted to see his knob and then he had a wank?

OccultHawk · 11-10-2017, 04:05 PM

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These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true.

That was a smart apology. It’s no crime to wank with permission.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-10-2017, 10:40 PM

Props to Louis C.K. for admitting his guilt.

What good is masturbating in front of a woman? Is she supposed to get aroused and ask you to have sex with her? Just an odd move that's not in my play book lol.

Chula Vista · 11-11-2017, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you don't think maybe democrats should take a look at their brand Chula

have you ever lived in the south

Exactly what do these two questions have to do with Roy Moore?

rubber soul · 11-11-2017, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That was a smart apology. It’s no crime to wank with permission.

Maybe, but his career is still f- ed.

OccultHawk · 11-11-2017, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Props to Louis C.K. for admitting his guilt.

What good is masturbating in front of a woman? Is she supposed to get aroused and ask you to have sex with her? Just an odd move that's not in my play book lol.

Different strokes.

I’m surprised and disappointed HBO took his show off on demand. Huge overkill. It doesn’t make him less funny. This is out of hand. Every show they have has people who did stupid things involved. And he asked first. He asks. They agree. Then they bitch about it and he loses work. That’s crap.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-11-2017, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Different strokes.

I’m surprised and disappointed HBO took his show off on demand. Huge overkill. It doesn’t make him less funny. This is out of hand. Every show they have has people who did stupid things involved. And he asked first. He asks. They agree. Then they bitch about it and he loses work. That’s crap.

So all he did was invite girls back to his room, ask if they wanted to see his knob and then wanked?

11-10-2017, 10:37 AM	#8081 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Greatest short shorts in the history of mankind. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

11-10-2017, 10:40 PM	#8086 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Props to *Louis C.K.* for admitting his guilt. What good is masturbating in front of a woman? Is she supposed to get aroused and ask you to have sex with her? Just an odd move that's not in my play book lol.