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Old 07-25-2013, 03:29 PM   #791 (permalink)
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You guys are killing me.

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Old 07-25-2013, 03:31 PM   #792 (permalink)
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...and staying with the schlong and short of it...



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Haha, I came in here to post a link to that. What a balls up.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:51 AM   #793 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:22 PM   #795 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:20 AM   #796 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:47 AM   #797 (permalink)
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I can't believe they actually have professional badminton tournaments outside the damn Olympics.
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:30 AM   #798 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2013, 08:29 AM   #799 (permalink)
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I absolutely love that! Sums up my feelings perfectly.

What was even worse, for me personally, was the day she was in labour and every time I walked past the TV that has Sky News on continously throughout the day to the headline BREAKING NEWS: Kate Middleton in Labour, which was tagged with 'Royal baby has yet to be born' or something to a similar effect.

Great, so every couple of hours Sky News is reminding me that her baby hasn't been born? Well, hold the ****ing presses.
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I like the fact that one of them ran, and the other just tried to slap him in the face. Badminton players are pussies. Just don't tell them I said that...
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