The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-06-2017, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m not even trying to be a dick. I mean, I actually like you. I think you have some sort of mental disorder that makes you latch on to ridiculous conspiracy theories.

What some see as ridiculous, others may not.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

He's a former uber-Christian.

I can't help what was force fed to me as a child. At least I'm not that way now.

**Janszoon** · 11-06-2017, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I can't help what was force fed to me as a child. At least I'm not that way now.

What's the difference?

OccultHawk · 11-06-2017, 05:21 AM

[MERIT] I think you have a mental disorder called illusory pattern perception.

When you reach a point where you think the Holocaust is a hoax you need help.

**Frownland** · 11-06-2017, 08:43 AM

Sen. Rand Paul Recovering From 5 Broken Ribs After Assault : The Two-Way : NPR

What do you guys think was the motive? The dude was a doctor, maybe he's pissed about Paul's stance on vaccines? Might just be a dispute about the fences though.

rubber soul · 11-06-2017, 08:56 AM

Yeah, they're doing all sorts of conspiracy theories on Facebook as if everyone's out to destroy what's making America great or something

It's supposed to be his next door neighbor so it probably was a domestic argument. Maybe Paul's dog was barking too loud.

Psy-Fi · 11-06-2017, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Sen. Rand Paul Recovering From 5 Broken Ribs After Assault : The Two-Way : NPR

What do you guys think was the motive? The dude was a doctor, maybe he's pissed about Paul's stance on vaccines? Might just be a dispute about the fences though.

Perhaps Senator Rand's been getting randy with his neighbor's wife.

Jumping someone by tackling them from behind is a cowardly, POS move, though.

OccultHawk · 11-06-2017, 09:08 AM

My money is on the neighbor’s wife theory. Maybe his daughter...or son (he is a Republican)

I can’t believe he cuts his own grass, tbh.

bulbasaur · 11-06-2017, 09:09 AM

what are the early betting odds for the 2017 inane member award

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-06-2017, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur

what are the early betting odds for the 2017 inane member award

Only three markets currently priced:

Mindfulness 1/12
Merit 2/5
Chula 1/1 (evens)

With BetVictor

Chula Vista · 11-06-2017, 09:52 AM

11-06-2017, 05:21 AM	#7953 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	[MERIT] I think you have a mental disorder called illusory pattern perception. When you reach a point where you think the Holocaust is a hoax you need help. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-06-2017, 08:43 AM	#7954 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Sen. Rand Paul Recovering From 5 Broken Ribs After Assault : The Two-Way : NPR What do you guys think was the motive? The dude was a doctor, maybe he's pissed about Paul's stance on vaccines? Might just be a dispute about the fences though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-06-2017, 09:08 AM	#7957 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	My money is on the neighbor’s wife theory. Maybe his daughter...or son (he is a Republican) I can’t believe he cuts his own grass, tbh. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-06-2017, 09:09 AM	#7958 (permalink)
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11-06-2017, 09:52 AM	#7960 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”