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Old 07-19-2013, 09:03 AM   #781 (permalink)
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Virginia GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Wants To Outlaw Oral Sex, Even For Married Couples -



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Old 07-19-2013, 09:22 AM   #782 (permalink)
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Damn Virginians. Oh wait, I'm a Virginian...
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:39 AM   #783 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2013, 10:55 AM   #784 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2013, 01:00 PM   #785 (permalink)
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Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held On Her Grave

Kind of dumb, but I got a laugh out of it.
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Old 07-19-2013, 04:01 PM   #786 (permalink)
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Looks like Don Draper.
Is definitely not Don Draper.

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Old 07-25-2013, 11:05 AM   #787 (permalink)
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Swedish politician accidentally shares photo of his penis while showing new Liverpool tattoo | inside World Soccer
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:14 PM   #788 (permalink)
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That's almost the reverse of American politician Anthony Weiner (apt name, too) sending pics of his junk to some chick online. If only his photo accidentally showed a tattoo...
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:39 PM   #789 (permalink)
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I like to see a tattoo of your manhood.
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Old 07-25-2013, 03:28 PM   #790 (permalink)
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Continuing the penis theme

Subway fires employee who put penis on sandwich bread and posted picture to Instagram - NY Daily News
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