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Old 10-14-2017, 10:51 AM   #7531 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-14-2017, 10:56 AM   #7532 (permalink)
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Thanks. I needed that. Just about to have dinner.

I'm not about to have dinner, and I didn't need that.


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Old 10-14-2017, 11:13 AM   #7533 (permalink)
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I could give a **** about white knighting. Bitches can take care of themselves. But I stand by my bitch.
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:16 AM   #7534 (permalink)
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I could give a **** about white knighting. Bitches can take care of themselves. But I stand by my bitch.
You're a one-Knight-stand man, huh?
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:17 AM   #7535 (permalink)
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A true knight only has one fair lady with whom he doesn't have sex.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:38 AM   #7536 (permalink)
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A true knight only has one fair lady with whom he doesn't have sex.
That does seem fair.
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:43 AM   #7537 (permalink)
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That does seem fair.
Well you gotta be gay to get into "knight school"
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:45 AM   #7538 (permalink)
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Well you gotta be gay to get into "knight school"
Can't no bitch get past a plate metal codpiece.
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Old 10-14-2017, 01:14 PM   #7539 (permalink)
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I think the thing about it is, that by the time you've got all the greaves, cuirasses, breastplates and what-all off, you both have lost interest. So armour could be a really really good contraceptive.
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Old 10-14-2017, 02:07 PM   #7540 (permalink)
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I'd like to think that real knights never had to complete side-quests for dwarven smiths to get their armor.
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