Thanks. I needed that. Just about to have dinner.

I'm not about to have dinner, and I didn't need that.
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I could give a **** about white knighting. Bitches can take care of themselves. But I stand by my bitch.

You're a one-Knight-stand man, huh?

A true knight only has one fair lady with whom he doesn't have sex.

That does seem fair.

Well you gotta be gay to get into "knight school"

Can't no bitch get past a plate metal codpiece.

I think the thing about it is, that by the time you've got all the greaves, cuirasses, breastplates and what-all off, you both have lost interest. So armour could be a really really good contraceptive.

I'd like to think that real knights never had to complete side-quests for dwarven smiths to get their armor.

Nah, I'd say they just went to the local blacksmith and said "Make me some armour before I kill you, thou dumbass!" :laughing: