The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Frownland]

Elphenor is an anarcho-fascist.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

With the existential issues it is all or nothing. Global warming. WMD's. Depletion of forests and destruction of all bodies of water and the ecosystems they contain.

And honestly, as a person without health insurance, I don't give a **** about Obamacare because it doesn't help me at all. I want to go to the doctor for free. Anything else can **** off. I'm not paying ****. Not a cent. **** their rip off bull****. I'll die instead.

That'll show 'em, huh?

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

dude free healthcare is the ****ing ****. i’ve been to the doctor like 4 times this month and 2 of the times he was like “nah, you’re good mate.” might go back tomorrow just for something to do.

sucks to be american, i guess.

Man. If I have to go to the doctor (which thankfully I don't, much) I have to pay 50/60 Euro each time. I can claim it back on my private health insurance though, which costs me - at the moment, due to go to 139 Euro a year but I'm negotiating a better deal. Still expensive though.

[OccultHawk]

I don't want to show anyone anything. I'm just beat.

[Chula Vista]

My normal co-pay for regular visits including labwork is $20. I had to pay $300 (25% of the full cost) for my recent CT scan and $50 (again 25%) for my upcoming groin and rectal extravaganza.

In other news: Eminem got up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday. Here's the top 10 quotes from a freestyle rap he did last night.

1) 'A kamikaze that will probably cause a nuclear holocaust'

2) 'Trump, when it comes to giving a sh*t you're stingy as I am'

3) 'Racism's the only thing he's Fantastic 4 cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange'

4) 'Cause he cannot withstand the fact we're not afraid of Trump'

5) 'All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather cause a Twitter storm'

6) 'Who's going to pay for his extravagant trips'

7) 'Same **** that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered then does it more'

8) 'This racist 94-year old grandpa'

9) 'To him, you're zero cause he don't like his war heroes captured'

10) 'F*ck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist and keep that sh*t balled like Donald the bitch'

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

eminem still trying to cling to his bit of relevancy i see. if you make a song about Donald Trump in 2018 chances are you're either a money loving sellout looking for an easy target or... well, no. you're a money loving sellout looking for an easy target.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Man. If I have to go to the doctor (which thankfully I don't, much) I have to pay 50/60 Euro each time. I can claim it back on my private health insurance though, which costs me - at the moment, due to go to 139 Euro a year but I'm negotiating a better deal. Still expensive though.

that's nuts. if you have a decent health insurance package through work here then everything in the field can be practically free. i'm still covered under my mother's which means any dental work or optometry (including braces, glasses, etc.) is reimbursed in full, alongside the usual free hospital trips. only thing i've had to pay for is prescriptions, and even those don't usually = more than $10.

i think it's something that a lot of people take for granted here, and most spend more time complaining about the wait time than they actually using it to their benefit. but it's certainly something i'm grateful for.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

eminem still trying to cling to his bit of relevancy i see. if you make a song about Donald Trump in 2018 chances are you're either a money loving sellout looking for an easy target or... well, no. you're a money loving sellout looking for an easy target.

Agreed. Tired of people making a point out of not liking Trump.

Ooh, look at me and how much I hate Donald Trump (the racist!), I'm a good person!

No you're a boring cunt.

[Frownland]

I agree that it's become an outlet for hacks of all sorts, but it can be done well in comedy or art imo. Em was meh.

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

In other news: Eminem got up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday. Here's the top 10 quotes from a freestyle rap he did last night.

1) 'A kamikaze that will probably cause a nuclear holocaust'

2) 'Trump, when it comes to giving a sh*t you're stingy as I am'

3) 'Racism's the only thing he's Fantastic 4 cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange'

4) 'Cause he cannot withstand the fact we're not afraid of Trump'

5) 'All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather cause a Twitter storm'

6) 'Who's going to pay for his extravagant trips'

7) 'Same **** that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered then does it more'

8) 'This racist 94-year old grandpa'

9) 'To him, you're zero cause he don't like his war heroes captured'

10) 'F*ck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist and keep that sh*t balled like Donald the bitch'

The Stinky Ass Hip Hop
By Reesesfeces
In the style of Eminem...

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To make some money (to make some money)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my dick (come take my dick)
We'll walk through The White House together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His balls are smelly, ass stinky, hands are small
There's food on his tux already, Mutha's milk
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to make some money,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, President
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, President
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better grab some pussy
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make some money
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better grab some pussy
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make some money
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the the money trail as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through The White House
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Trump Tower now

And when I'm gone, just make some money, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my silence
Just know that I'm looking down on you laughing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just grab some pussy

And when he's gone, just make some money, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his silence
Just know that he's looking down on you laughing
And he didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just grab some pussy in your tux.



https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

lmao i tried this for the fun of it, best start to a song ever.

Master of masturbating I'm pulling your cock
Twisting your bop-it and smashing your dignity

[Chula Vista]

Mistress of Fornication
By Black Mamba
A Metal Anthem

Faster than a train
Terrifying mark
Enraged and like a fein
She's half woman and half shark

Mistress of fornication I'm pulling your chain
Twisting your legs and smashing your heart
Blinded by me, you can't see the strain
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you laugh
Mistress
Mistress
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you laugh
Mistress
Mistress

69 is the number of the shark.

A sexy legs nestled somewhere in time
A flirty ass - no warnings, no signs
Judgment day and the a pouty lips arrives
Eventually, they all commit crimes

The heart went SMACK, there was no use turning back
'Cause I just had to see, was a shark watching me?
In the mist the legs twist
Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?

69 is the number of the shark.

Is it the end, my friend?
Mistress you're going 'round the bend
Half woman and half shark
No, no, please, no
69 ... 69