The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

**Frownland** · 10-05-2017, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Not true. If the details pointed to a lone wolf shooter, I would believe it, regardless of what the official narrative said. They don't.

We all like to believe the best in ourselves. But

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Originally Posted by Frownland

ffs at least wait until there's a full investigation before you say it's dead wrong.

OccultHawk · 10-05-2017, 09:25 AM

Have they figured out who the woman was who was saying "you're all gonna die"?

**Frownland** · 10-05-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Have they figured out who the woman was who was saying "you're all gonna die"?

Not yet from what I can tell, but there is the possibility of them being stingy on those details so that they don't thwart a manhunt. I've only heard that she was a Hispanic woman who was accompanied by her boyfriend.

Here's the shooter's corpse, obviously very graphic as he shot himself in the head.

Spoiler for .:

OccultHawk · 10-05-2017, 10:01 AM

Hmmm

On the one hand, people walk around saying bat**** stuff all the time. On the other, I wouldn't be completely shocked if that dude wasn't working totally alone.

Undercover FBI and ****? That would ****ing surprise me.

My gut says it really is a lone wolf thing. It's pretty weird that he was rich though. One article said he could gamble well enough to gain a slight edge on the house. That's hard as hell to accomplish. Casinos look all nice and **** but if you spend some time walking around one, and watching what's going on, the house just raking in money, people losing money everywhere. Go in at like 6 or 7 AM and you'll see people who have been losing all night with horrible strain on their faces. It's really just a cleaned up crack den. I'm not drawing a connection, though.

OccultHawk · 10-05-2017, 10:04 AM

He had all those guns but it looks like he used a 45 on himself.

**Frownland** · 10-05-2017, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He had all those guns but it looks like he used a 45 on himself.

Handguns are the most ergonomic way to shoot yourself in the face, it says right in the ad.

Chula Vista · 10-05-2017, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Well, when "full investigations" inevitably yield bullshit results [ex: JFK, 9/11, Boston Marathon, Sandy Hook, etc.], then why even bother with them? I'm not in denial of anything.

Please explain in detail why you think the official stories on the following are BS:

1. JFK

2. 9/11

3. Boston Marathon Bombing

4. Sandy Hook Shooting

**Frownland** · 10-05-2017, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

1. JFK

Slick movie told me so

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2. 9/11

My hyperspecific knowledge of physics and lack of concern for context told me so.

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3. Boston Marathon Bombing

The media reported on it and the editors at Rolling Stone thought the bomber was hot. Clearly fake, bombers are not hot.

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4. Sandy Hook Shooting

How tf do you shoot someone with a hook? Fake.

Chula Vista · 10-05-2017, 10:25 AM

^^^^

Extra bonus points for proper quoting.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-05-2017, 10:54 AM

Fuck it. I'm done talking about anything with you guys. It's not worth the trouble.

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10-05-2017, 10:01 AM	#6994 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Hmmm On the one hand, people walk around saying bat** stuff all the time. On the other, I wouldn't be completely shocked if that dude wasn't working totally alone. Undercover FBI and ? That would ing surprise me. My gut says it really is a lone wolf thing. It's pretty weird that he was rich though. One article said he could gamble well enough to gain a slight edge on the house. That's hard as hell to accomplish. Casinos look all nice and ** but if you spend some time walking around one, and watching what's going on, the house just raking in money, people losing money everywhere. Go in at like 6 or 7 AM and you'll see people who have been losing all night with horrible strain on their faces. It's really just a cleaned up crack den. I'm not drawing a connection, though. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-05-2017, 10:04 AM	#6995 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	He had all those guns but it looks like he used a 45 on himself. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-05-2017, 10:25 AM	#6999 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	^^^^ Extra bonus points for proper quoting. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

10-05-2017, 10:54 AM	#7000 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Fuck it. I'm done talking about anything with you guys. It's not worth the trouble.