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Old 10-04-2017, 12:42 PM   #6951 (permalink)
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Do you know how Worcestershire sauce got it's name? Guy who invented it hadn't named it yet. His buddy who tried it, and liked it, asked him:

What's this here sauce?
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:50 PM   #6952 (permalink)
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Do you know how Worcestershire sauce got it's name? Guy who invented it hadn't named it yet. His buddy who tried it, and liked it, asked him:

What's this here sauce?
Nobody ****ing cares I hope your sister likes underage girls.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:51 PM   #6953 (permalink)
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Nobody ****ing cares I hope your sister likes underage girls.
What?
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:53 PM   #6954 (permalink)
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I hope your sister likes underage girls and you have to introduce them to her and assure her that they are indeed underage cause she won't know the difference.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:59 PM   #6955 (permalink)
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HaHa! These places are a puzzle to outsiders to: Arkansas and Yosemite. I used to read them in my head as "Ar-kan-sas" and "Hose-i-might." Luckily, I've never been to either place, to be laughed out of town.
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:10 PM   #6957 (permalink)
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HaHa! These places are a puzzle to outsiders to: Arkansas and Yosemite. I used to read them in my head as "Ar-kan-sas" and "Hose-i-might." Luckily, I've never been to either place, to be laughed out of town.
Where the hell did that h come from? The rest is understandable.
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HaHa! These places are a puzzle to outsiders to: Arkansas and Yosemite. I used to read them in my head as "Ar-kan-sas" and "Hose-i-might." Luckily, I've never been to either place, to be laughed out of town.
Didn't you never watch this guy?
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If his wife was in the Philippines who was the woman telling people they were going to die?
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Old 10-04-2017, 02:15 PM   #6960 (permalink)
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So pre-packaged news stories posted online ahead of time, eye-witness and law enforcement reports of multiple shooters at multiple locations [contradicting the official narrative] and a [possible] insider warning of the attack weeks ahead of time all means nothing in your book? "Lulz" indeed.

I haven't had time to upload any of the audio or video or do a lengthy write-up. People have short attention spans. Trying to keep shit bite-size.
No, no, I got you. So the shooter was some sort of Manchurian Candidate, set up by these corporations to carry out the attack, giving them a 9/11-style excuse to push for these detectors to be installed and make a boatload of money? Yeah. Makes total sense.
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