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Old 06-28-2017, 03:56 PM   #6081 (permalink)
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If our essays weren't about how Burgess was wrong about free will, we failed the class.
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Old 06-28-2017, 04:50 PM   #6082 (permalink)
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We did read Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, and Hamlet. There is no way to make high school kids give less of a **** about Shakespeare than making them read aloud words they don't understand, broken up by a passionless teacher vaguely and unhelpfully explaining the language while refusing to even acknowledge any sexual content.
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Old 06-28-2017, 04:54 PM   #6083 (permalink)
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Luckily I had a great teacher for Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet not so much, but I did like me some of the dick jokes on my own.
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Old 06-28-2017, 05:05 PM   #6084 (permalink)
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I definitely had a better teacher for Julius Caesar, cause I clearly remember him teaching us all about Caesar's wife offering him a blowjob if he didn't go to the Senate.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:26 PM   #6085 (permalink)
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Julius Caesar is awesome. Best Shakespeare I've read.

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I thought he was spot on, actually.
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:15 PM   #6086 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:45 PM   #6087 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:18 PM   #6088 (permalink)
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Not even surprised. Just find it pretty funny.
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Old 07-06-2017, 06:24 PM   #6089 (permalink)
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