The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Maybe you just dont understand Farenheit.

Here's the formula. Work it out. It's 86.

c °Celsius to f °Fahrenheit : ((c + 40) * 1.8) − 40 = f.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey

Dude, 30 degrees is hot. And sometimes it goes up to 33. How could anybody possibly enjoy 100 days of that? I'm glad I don't live in a hot country.

A whole 33?! Bitch, 33 is normal in the summer round hurr. As a matter of fact it's 33 right now and it's not even a heat wave.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Right. So what you're saying then is that Ireland and England are perpetually under or just above freezing point all year round? No wonder it rains so much here.

Your conversion is wrong, dude, it's that simple.

Freezing for fahrenheit is 32 degrees. -1 would be -18 celsius.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

c °Celsius to f °Fahrenheit : ((c + 40) * 1.8) − 40 = f.

This is literally backwards. The formula goes like this
c = ((f + 40) * 1.8) − 40

[OccultHawk]

The A-rabs broke the Internet

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The A-rabs broke the Internet

With what? A rock?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

With what? A rock?

Top notch.

[Trollheart]

Um, perhaps overestimating support outside of the USA, Mr. T?

Congressman Scalise is a friend, and a very good friend," Trump said in a statement from the White House. "He's a patriot. And he's a fighter. He will recover from this assault -- and Steve, I want you to know that you have the prayers not only of the entire city behind you, but of an entire nation, and frankly the entire world.

Eh, no. We don't care.

[Frownland]

You say that now, but wait until the second American civil war halts your twinkie supply.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Um, perhaps overestimating support outside of the USA, Mr. T?

Congressman Scalise is a friend, and a very good friend," Trump said in a statement from the White House. "He's a patriot. And he's a fighter. He will recover from this assault -- and Steve, I want you to know that you have the prayers not only of the entire city behind you, but of an entire nation, and frankly the entire world.

Eh, no. We don't care.

Hey, I don't care if some politician gets shot either. Wouldn't be that choked up if it happened a few more times either.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Um, perhaps overestimating support outside of the USA, Mr. T?

Congressman Scalise is a friend, and a very good friend," Trump said in a statement from the White House. "He's a patriot. And he's a fighter. He will recover from this assault -- and Steve, I want you to know that you have the prayers not only of the entire city behind you, but of an entire nation, and frankly the entire world.

Eh, no. We don't care.

We're all shook up about here. Oh no! A mass shooting! We need more guns so people can shoot the people who shot the people who shot the people who might shoot the people who shot the people who shot someone on Facebook.