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Old 05-17-2017, 06:36 PM   #5711 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:38 PM   #5712 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:40 PM   #5713 (permalink)
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I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean.
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I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean.
I don't. Please use some clever euphemism to explain.
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:40 AM   #5715 (permalink)
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I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean.
This is the most cryptic post I've ever read.
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:00 AM   #5716 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:16 AM   #5717 (permalink)
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Arrested Development renewed for a fifth season

I'm excited. While it was a step down from the show's heyday for sure, season four was great. I bet Netflix's budget will be higher on this season as well and maybe they can film all of the characters at once this time.
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:23 AM   #5718 (permalink)
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Found some on facebook.

Mom watched daughter’s rape and murder before having sex and making dinner with her killer: Police – Crime Online
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