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Old 04-28-2017, 08:15 PM   #5661 (permalink)
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'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire - BBC News

This is either hysterical or I'm a bad person. My money's on both.
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Old 04-28-2017, 08:21 PM   #5662 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2017, 08:23 PM   #5663 (permalink)
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'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire - BBC News

This is either hysterical or I'm a bad person. My money's on both.
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The blog Confessions of a Funeral Director describes a blaze resulting from the cremation of a morbidly obese person as a "grease fire".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-02-2017, 09:56 AM   #5664 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:06 PM   #5665 (permalink)
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Holy ****, I used to go to military school in that town for two years. ****ing Waynesboro townies. You know that area of Virginia has one of the highest rates of STDs in the country, right? But I'd never do that. I've had cats with persistent fleas that I had to shave. I'd never go through that bull**** for fun.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2017, 07:03 PM   #5666 (permalink)
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California pushes Last Call to 4 a.m. - Channel 28 News

Yay! 3 A.M. beer runs can be a thing again!
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Old 05-03-2017, 07:20 PM   #5667 (permalink)
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California pushes Last Call to 4 a.m. - Channel 28 News

Yay! 3 A.M. beer runs can be a thing again!
2am here in Virginia. **** that ****.
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Record Store Day 2017 caused a 200% sales increase for independent record stores - NME
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With 38 albums sold in one week, Record Store Day 2017 was the most successful celebrations of the vinyl industry in recent history.

Neilsen Music has released data via Billboard from this year’s Record Store Day event – which happens to be the celebration’s 10th anniversary. The data shows a massive win for both the vinyl format and the yearly event.

According to The Vinyl Factory, for the week of Record Store Day (ending April 27), album sales in independent music shops increased by 197% compared to the week previous. For vinyl specifically, the increase is a whopping 484% which equates to 29 albums on vinyl sold.

The numbers are even bigger for 12″s specifically as their sales figures jumped up 4,350%, represented by an increase of 5 sales to .001 from week to week.
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