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Exo 04-16-2017 06:41 PM

This Cleveland thing just makes me happy I live in the f*cking forest where the only thing that can kill me is either myself or a f*cking mountain lion. Can't blame the mountain lion. I'm food.

The Batlord 04-16-2017 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1824253)
This Cleveland thing just makes me happy I live in the f*cking forest where the only thing that can kill me is either myself or a f*cking mountain lion. Can't blame the mountain lion. I'm food.

I mean, you can still shoot the mountain lion. I bet they taste good.

Exo 04-16-2017 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1824256)
I mean, you can still shoot the mountain lion. I bet they taste good.

Now I'm curious as to what a mountain lion tastes like.

The Batlord 04-16-2017 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1824258)
Now I'm curious as to what a mountain lion tastes like.

The Merits of Lion Meat – MeatEater

djchameleon 04-16-2017 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1824253)
This Cleveland thing just makes me happy I live in the f*cking forest where the only thing that can kill me is either myself or a f*cking mountain lion. Can't blame the mountain lion. I'm food.

You keep thinking that but I really don't see it that way. Some random person will make their trek all the way out there because you are so secluded. You are a prime target!

Exo 04-16-2017 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1824331)
You keep thinking that but I really don't see it that way. Some random person will make their trek all the way out there because you are so secluded. You are a prime target!

They would be human. It takes 25 minutes to drive to my house on a winding UPHILL road from the center of town. They would pass at least six houses before they get to me. They would also pass five or six roads with more houses on them eventually. Then they will come to my driveway which starts a mile away from my house in which they'd pass more driveways to other houses miles in the other direction. Humans get tired. They're murdering some old geezer fart before they get to me. Getting to me would take hours.

So yeah. Chances are slim.

djchameleon 04-16-2017 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1824333)
They would be human. It takes 25 minutes to drive to my house on a winding UPHILL road from the center of town. They would pass at least six houses before they get to me. They would also pass five or six roads with more houses on them eventually. Then they will come to my driveway which starts a mile away from my house in which they'd pass more driveways to other houses miles in the other direction. Humans get tired. They're murdering some old geezer fart before they get to me. Getting to me would take hours.

So yeah. Chances are slim.

If you say so, survivalists love those challenges. If you feel comfort in being isolated then so be it.

Janszoon 04-17-2017 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1824251)
Sounds like Turkey just voted for a democratic dictatorship if that's a thing?

I makes you wonder how legit that election was.

OccultHawk 04-17-2017 07:44 AM

It makes you wonder how legit democracy is.

Goofle 04-17-2017 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1824206)
Two flocks of idiots tried to do us all a favour and take each other out.

EDIT: thought you meant the protests.

From what I gather there was a free speech rally which was protested by Antifa. They started trying to cause some sh*t and got their asses kicked after throwing a smoke bomb at the free speech rally peeps, only for the wind to blow it back in their faces.


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