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Old 03-28-2017, 04:12 PM   #5291 (permalink)
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So's shitting. Would you give that up?
If it was going down my throat and coating my lungs, yes. Anyway, ****ting is a necessary thing you have to do. You don't ****, you burst, that simple. Smoking is a choice. An addiction, yes, but when you take it up it's a choice. Nobody has ever said "Hey you know what? I'm gonna take up ****ting!"

Terrible, terrible analogy, Bats, even for you.
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Old 03-28-2017, 04:15 PM   #5292 (permalink)
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If it was going down my throat and coating my lungs, yes. Anyway, ****ting is a necessary thing you have to do. You don't ****, you burst, that simple. Smoking is a choice. An addiction, yes, but when you take it up it's a choice. Nobody has ever said "Hey you know what? I'm gonna take up ****ting!"

Terrible, terrible analogy, Bats, even for you.
So you don't enjoy a good shit? You never stand up after laying some brick and admire your handiwork?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-28-2017, 05:03 PM   #5293 (permalink)
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So do you admire your sputum after coughing up a lung?
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Old 03-28-2017, 05:05 PM   #5294 (permalink)
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So do you admire your sputum after coughing up a lung?
I do actually. Sort of like the satisfaction from popping a zit.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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So you don't enjoy a good shit? You never stand up after laying some brick and admire your handiwork?
Um, no....
And that still doesn't address the fact that ****ting is compulsory, smoking is not. Also, to my knowledge ****ting doesn't give you cancer.
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Old 03-28-2017, 05:34 PM   #5296 (permalink)
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Um, no....
And that still doesn't address the fact that ****ting is compulsory, smoking is not. Also, to my knowledge ****ting doesn't give you cancer.
****ting is gross but still enjoyable, and considering your advanced age I imagine you won't have to worry about lung cancer being the thing that kills you. Might as well cut loose while you still have the chance.
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****ting is gross but still enjoyable, and considering your advanced age I imagine you won't have to worry about lung cancer being the thing that kills you. Might as well cut loose while you still have the chance.
No thanks. I don't even WANT to smoke, no interest in it now or ever, so why would I? **** cigarettes, filthy ****ing things.
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You should at least try vaping.
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TH can't even appreciate the relief of taking a huge and effortless ****? What a tightass.
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TH can't even appreciate the relief of taking a huge and effortless ****? What a tightass.
Agreed mate.

A while back I was going to create a thread called Overrated/Underrated in the games/polls forum and a nice relaxing visit to the bathroom was the first underrated thing I'd have mentioned.
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