If it was going down my throat and coating my lungs, yes. Anyway, ****ting is a necessary thing you have to do. You don't ****, you burst, that simple. Smoking is a choice. An addiction, yes, but when you take it up it's a choice. Nobody has ever said "Hey you know what? I'm gonna take up ****ting!"

Terrible, terrible analogy, Bats, even for you.

So you don't enjoy a good shit? You never stand up after laying some brick and admire your handiwork?

So do you admire your sputum after coughing up a lung?

I do actually. Sort of like the satisfaction from popping a zit.

Um, no....
And that still doesn't address the fact that ****ting is compulsory, smoking is not. Also, to my knowledge ****ting doesn't give you cancer.

****ting is gross but still enjoyable, and considering your advanced age I imagine you won't have to worry about lung cancer being the thing that kills you. Might as well cut loose while you still have the chance.

No thanks. I don't even WANT to smoke, no interest in it now or ever, so why would I? **** cigarettes, filthy ****ing things.

You should at least try vaping.

TH can't even appreciate the relief of taking a huge and effortless ****? What a tightass.

Agreed mate.

A while back I was going to create a thread called Overrated/Underrated in the games/polls forum and a nice relaxing visit to the bathroom was the first underrated thing I'd have mentioned.