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Old 03-25-2017, 07:36 AM   #5281 (permalink)
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Sun readers don't realise there are pages after page three...
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Old 03-25-2017, 07:57 AM   #5282 (permalink)
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^ A genuine LOL at that remark! Very good, Trollheart!
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:20 AM   #5283 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:26 PM   #5284 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:29 PM   #5285 (permalink)
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Who doesn't want breath that smells like rotting buffalo arse? So cool.
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:31 PM   #5286 (permalink)
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People who have just smoked sometimes smell like butter. It's a kind of sweet smell. It's not great but it always reminded me of butter.

Think about this next time you smell someone who just smoked.
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People who have just smoked sometimes smell like butter. It's a kind of sweet smell. It's not great but it always reminded me of butter.

Think about this next time you smell someone who just smoked.
I've been holding a cigarette probably four times a day seven days a week now for about in the region of seven years for my sister who can no longer smoke by herself, and all I have ever smelled is dirty nasty smoke getting down my throat and up my nose. I can't believe it's not butter. That's cos it isn't!
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:58 PM   #5288 (permalink)
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Who doesn't want breath that smells like rotting buffalo arse? So cool.
Being a non-smoker = ****ing a rotting buffalo arse

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I've been holding a cigarette probably four times a day seven days a week now for about in the region of seven years for my sister who can no longer smoke by herself, and all I have ever smelled is dirty nasty smoke getting down my throat and up my nose. I can't believe it's not butter. That's cos it isn't!
If you pick up the habit then A.) it'll stop stinking, and B.) you'll have something to bond over with your sister. And only smoking four cigs a day would be torture.
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If you pick up the habit then A.) it'll stop stinking, and B.) you'll have something to bond over with your sister. And only smoking four cigs a day would be torture.
I'm never going to pick up the habit, it's filthy. But I expect I'll get cancer before her. Oh well, so it goes.

Also, we already bond over so many things, not least the fact that circumstances have decreed we shall spend the rest of our lives together.
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Old 03-28-2017, 04:07 PM   #5290 (permalink)
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I'm never going to pick up the habit, it's filthy.
So's shitting. Would you give that up?
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