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01-22-2017, 01:00 AM | #4901 (permalink) | |
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Wow finally something that would actually make me get into buying records. I love that.
Technology is a wonderful thing. The only drawback is I'm not sure I want to get into collecting records and have them taking up valuable space.
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01-22-2017, 01:24 AM | #4902 (permalink) | ||||
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Then on to the product - from what we can see on the official site, the device uses a tiny proprietary stylus which looks about on-par with the 89t 911 needle found in Fisher Price record players from '81. No anti-skate, no adjustable tracking force... and the entire unit is a giant glossy jellybean of a headshell sandwiching your record between it and a thin plastic disc for a base. Vibration transfer is going to be an absolute nightmare, and the needle will likely destroy any record it touches. Crosley - you may have met your match.
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01-22-2017, 04:06 AM | #4904 (permalink) | |
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I'd like to know how modern condoms compare to antique prophylactics.
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01-22-2017, 05:53 AM | #4905 (permalink) | ||||
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Of course, you'll have to find a willing participant. For science.
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01-22-2017, 05:55 AM | #4906 (permalink) | |||
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I would seriously entertain this idea. It would be called, "Innerspaceboy Yells At Cloud."
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01-22-2017, 07:09 AM | #4907 (permalink) | |
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01-22-2017, 09:07 AM | #4908 (permalink) | |
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01-22-2017, 11:37 AM | #4910 (permalink) | ||||
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There is what appears to be a shi**y proprietary stylus sticking out of the thing. You control it with your cell phone, and somehow you can skip tracks, (possibly with a laser detecting gaps between grooves.) Someone needs a good whack with a shovel for coming up with this crap.
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