Get out of here with your witchery.

All the food has them and yet sausage is uniquely timeless, and even when it gets old it takes on a spicy, dry flavor that isn't entirely ass.

I bet if you let it sit long enough it just turns into sausage jerky.

I can't believe this didn't happen at Walmart...

Witnesses: Pranksters in Trump masks startle shoppers at Lowe's in Henrico - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Richmond, Va. Crime News

Harry Arter: Non-league player 'ashamed' over tweets to Bournemouth midfielder - BBC Sport

This guy is a proper bellend. How did he think sending a tweet like that was going to turn out :D

Brutal tweet tbf.

wow, that's awful.

but I mean, if I was a Bournemouth fan...

^