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Old 01-21-2013, 05:44 PM   #451 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:51 PM   #452 (permalink)
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“He left” a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”
Man, the community sounds super pissed too.
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:32 PM   #453 (permalink)
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Follow-up to a previous news story involving a man and a couch...

Wisconsin Man To Cop Plea In Couch Sex Case | The Smoking Gun
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:57 AM   #454 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:50 AM   #455 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:58 PM   #456 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:06 PM   #457 (permalink)
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Police say Los Angeles hospital nurse had sex with corpse - San Jose Mercury News

what is "i can't believe this story" about this one is the fact that he is 61 years old
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:35 AM   #458 (permalink)
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Police say Los Angeles hospital nurse had sex with corpse - San Jose Mercury News

what is "i can't believe this story" about this one is the fact that he is 61 years old
Is it wrong that whenever I hear a story about necrophilia that the first thing that occurs to me is, "Was the perpetrator a woman?" and the second thing is "Was she hot?"
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:00 AM   #459 (permalink)
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Not a particularly unbelievable story, but it does have one of the best quotes I've seen in a news story lately... "The neighbor who went missing and the vultures who have been around for a while."

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