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Old 08-12-2016, 05:44 PM   #3991 (permalink)
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But still, that was totally just a joke you passed off as an anecdote.
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Old 08-12-2016, 05:54 PM   #3992 (permalink)
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No, it was an anecdote. It's a true story. Guy's name is Mark R****s and we were at this place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piccadilly_Pub

Damn! Looks like they'e gone under. We were at the Tewksbury one.
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Old 08-12-2016, 05:58 PM   #3993 (permalink)
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Yeah that's an old joke. Quit making up anecdotes.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

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Old 08-12-2016, 06:04 PM   #3994 (permalink)
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

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I get it!
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:11 PM   #3995 (permalink)
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I get it!
I don't. And I'm irish.
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I get it!
Got a load of Paddy & Murphy jokes as well.

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Old 08-12-2016, 06:35 PM   #3997 (permalink)
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I don't. And I'm irish.
The potato famine. There was a disease that the potatoes had gotten in ireland. It caused mass starvation and death throughout the land. Little more to it then that but that's the gist of it.
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:26 PM   #3998 (permalink)
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

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I miss TH. For some reason Potato Famine jokes offended him, cause he's like super Irish or some ****. And don't get him started on The Troubles.
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The potato famine. There was a disease that the potatoes had gotten in ireland. It caused mass starvation and death throughout the land. Little more to it then that but that's the gist of it.
I must be retarded because I still don't get it.
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I must be retarded because I still don't get it.
If all the potatoes died off, they have no food. Therefore they have no way to feed themselves.

So no potatoes (0) kills irishmen.
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