It upset me when they said she probably swallowed the feather. I was going to get excited that possibly my descendants, hundreds of years from now, might have feathers.

Vodka 'saved' elephants in Siberian freeze

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zrtkgy1X3O...hant_drunk.jpg

I can believe that ^

My dog roars when I feed him shots of rum.

Abusive Dead Husband was a Woman
 

so she never her "husband" naked or anything before? She doesn't seem that perceptive

Also, based on the photos in that article, he looked exactly like a woman with short hair. You'd think that would have been a tipoff as well.

Well technically...

She's probably one of the many women who marry for reasons unrelated to sexual attraction.