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The Batlord 06-15-2016 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1710000)
i can't. how do you say ople?

Like "opal", as in the precious stone.

kibbeh 06-15-2016 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1710115)
Like "opal", as in the precious stone.

oh okay! its much easier now. because i'm an expert at pronouncing the names of precious stones in the english language. thanks batlord.

The Batlord 06-15-2016 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1710132)
oh okay! its much easier now. because i'm an expert at pronouncing the names of precious stones in the english language. thanks batlord.

Just have your maid pronounce it for you.

kibbeh 06-15-2016 04:19 PM

OH MY GOD

ISIS have just claimed responsibility for the alligator that dragged that little kid away in disneyland!!!! the alligator apparently called the police and pledged allegiance to the terrorist group before the attack!! AND he was seen in syria AND iraq a few months back.... ISISGATOR

AND some witnesses even heard him yell ALLAHU AKBAR before taking the kid...

Chula Vista 06-15-2016 04:51 PM

BREAKING NEWS::::

Donald Trump will have a news conference tonight at 8:00 PM PST to call for an all out ban and deportation of all of the alligators and most of the crocodiles currently in the USA. He's got specialists studying the crocs to decide who can stay and who must go.

Fox News will hold an exclusive LIVE interview with Trump at the conclusion of his news conference.

Right after the news conference and agenda was announced Trump was asked by reporters outside his hotel if he felt he may be overeaccting on the issue?

His response?

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnH...1Mo8/giphy.gif

Zhanteimi 06-15-2016 05:01 PM

So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?

Zhanteimi 06-15-2016 05:02 PM

Did you guys hear about the new interpretation of what ISIS stands for?

There are tons out there this morning, but my favorite is I Suck Infidel Schlongs.

The Batlord 06-15-2016 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1710155)
So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?

That's absurd, but they certainly do eat Christian children.

Zhanteimi 06-15-2016 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1710157)
That's absurd, but they certainly do eat Christian children.

True dat. Maybe the child was unbaptized and the gator saved him from being boiled down to make a flying potion.

kibbeh 06-15-2016 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1710155)
So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?

no i'm saying america is paranoid

ALSO isis =/= muslims.


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