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The Batlord 09-25-2012 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg (Post 1234290)
That's not a goatee. >_>

:p:

Janszoon 09-26-2012 08:00 AM

Little-known fecal transplant cures woman's bacterial infection - CNN.com

It's actually an upbeat story about someone's life being saved, but the 12 year old in me can't help finding it sort of funny that they saved her life by stuffing her mom's poop up her butt.

Howard the Duck 09-26-2012 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1235021)
Little-known fecal transplant cures woman's bacterial infection - CNN.com

It's actually an upbeat story about someone's life being saved, but the 12 year old in me can't help finding it sort of funny that they saved her life by stuffing her mom's poop up her butt.

i'd happily donate my poop to anybody here that needs healthy bacteria

Janszoon 09-26-2012 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cnn
Soldier charged with manslaughter after trying to cure another of hiccups

A soldier trying to scare another soldier out of hiccups shot his comrade in the face, killing him, authorities said Tuesday.

Both soldiers, joined by a third man, were drinking alcohol and watching football at the time of the Sunday night incident, authorities said.

"The victim had the hiccups. The suspect pulled out a gun to scare him in order to stop the hiccups," said spokesman Carroll Smith of the Killeen, Texas, Police Department.

Pfc. Patrick Edward Myers, 27, was charged on Tuesday with manslaughter, and Justice of the Peace Garland Potvin set his bond at $1 million, police said.

Killed was Pfc. Isaac Lawrence Young, 22, of Ash Grove, Missouri, a motor transport operator at the Army base, the military said. Young entered active duty in May 2011 and arrived at Fort Hood in October 2011, the Army said.
Myers is a soldier at the base, as was Young at the time of his death, said Fort Hood spokesman Chris Haug.

Police responded to a shooting shortly after 10 p.m. Sunday and found a man shot in the face and two other men at the residence, Killeen police said.

Myers allegedly "produced a handgun and while handling it in an unsafe manner, discharged the handgun striking the victim in the face," police said.

Young was pronounced dead during the ambulance transport to Skylark Field, where he had been scheduled for an airlift to a hospital, authorities said.

Young received the National Defense Service Medal and Army Service Ribbon, the military said.

from here

The Batlord 09-26-2012 03:17 PM

^^^

Well, I imagine he didn't have hiccups anymore.

Janszoon 09-26-2012 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1235146)
^^^

Well, I imagine he didn't have hiccups anymore.

I have to admit that was the first thing that went though my mind as well.

The Batlord 09-26-2012 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1235147)
I have to admit that was the first thing that went though my mind as well.

I guess that makes me a bigger douchbag for actually saying it then.

FRED HALE SR. 09-26-2012 04:52 PM

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...7st_gfLOZSU2tg

RUN ZSARKO RUN!!!!!!!

Psy-Fi 09-28-2012 07:01 AM

Here are five for friday...

Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch | The Smoking Gun

Motorist, 25, Busted After Cop Spots Her Shooting Heroin While Driving | The Smoking Gun

Brazilian student sells virginity to build homes for the poor | Mail Online

Hospital removes eel from man's bum - National - NZ Herald News

Bottoms up? University of Tennessee student hospitalized after alcohol enema nearly kills him - NY Daily News

The Batlord 09-28-2012 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1235778)

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Edwards concluded that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.” It is unclear whether the reference to two cushions meant that the couch was, in fact, a love seat.
:laughing:


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