^ Every bit at useful as the original

I'm sorry that someone would disrespect a buttplug like that.

If civilians were armed and these ISIS cowards knew of this, they would still attempt blowing people up instead. Unless someone perceptive enough is able to kill one before he blows everything to shit. Regardless, nothing stops terrorist attacks, sadly

... Nas Announces Posthumous J Dilla Album, ‘The Diary,’ With New Single, ‘The Introduction’ | SPIN

Entropy be damned. This new quartz coin can store 360TB of data reliably for 14 billion years.
The whole of human history can now be documented, portably, and can survive for a longer span of time than the universe has yet existed.

Library of Alexandria - this one's for you.

http://i.imgur.com/K9P9aVGl.png

No ****ing way.

Man Tries To Trade Kidnapped Baby For 15 Big Macs At Arkansas McDonald's - TMZWORLDSTAR.COM

15? Greedy bastard.

12 plus a large fry and chocolate shake and he would have gotten away.

I'd have gotten 10 McGriddles and an insulin shot. Though I guess that he's coming at it from a different angle than me, I know that teenagers are worth a lot more.

If I had a hot teenager I'd just trade it in for one of Chula's guitars.