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Paul Smeenus 02-08-2018 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1925161)
Paul

What'd I do now

[MERIT] 02-08-2018 07:21 PM

More wedding cake shenanigans. This time, the judge says the bakers are in the right to refuse service.

What does a country do when one judge says something is LEGAL and another judge says it is ILLEGAL?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-...les/ar-BBINNml

Frownland 02-08-2018 07:31 PM

And that was the day when he learned where the Supreme Court got its name.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-08-2018 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1925149)
Omg, please tell me you actually play Tekken, and didn't just stumble on that gif at random.

Either way, :laughing:

it really wouldve tekken the joke to the next level

The Batlord 02-08-2018 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925290)
it really wouldve tekken the joke to the next level

It would have been of a different (soul) caliber.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-08-2018 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925291)
It would have been of a different (soul) caliber.

a true marvel (vs capcom) of a joke

OccultHawk 02-08-2018 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1925285)
More wedding cake shenanigans. This time, the judge says the bakers are in the right to refuse service.

What does a country do when one judge says something is LEGAL and another judge says it is ILLEGAL?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-...les/ar-BBINNml

When I run **** I’m going to make you cook rainbow cakes for every queer in SF.

[MERIT] 02-08-2018 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1925297)
When I run **** I’m going to make you cook rainbow cakes for every queer in SF.

I'm afraid they'll be disappointed with the quality.

The Batlord 02-08-2018 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1925298)
I'm afraid they'll be disappointed with the quality.

What, are you gonna pee in it?

Frownland 02-08-2018 10:00 PM

https://imgur.com/r/wtfstockphotos/5uukgnB

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925300)
What, are you gonna pee in it?

some of them might like that

OccultHawk 02-09-2018 05:34 AM

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasack...Dky#.rrELApLxD

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A 19-year-old Washington state man raped a teenager as she was dying from a drug overdose, took photos of her unconscious body and sent them to his friends to brag, then left her lifeless to go to work at a Dairy Queen, according to a police report.


After she snorted a "large line of Perc's" [painkillers], Varela gave the 18-year-old a "dab" of liquid THC and she immediately collapsed and fell unconscious, Varela and other witnesses told police.

But instead of calling for help, Varela raped the teen, the police report states. Friends of Varela said he told them he "did not know if she was alive or dead when he ejaculated into her."


OccultHawk 02-09-2018 05:44 AM

Man Charged With Raping 4-Year-Old Girl Is Now Accused of Raping 3-Year-Old | Time

OccultHawk 02-09-2018 05:56 AM

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasack...VD4#.inn8m386b

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The Teen Who Livestreamed Her Sister's Death On Instagram Is Going To Prison



Starting at age 11, Sanchez was repeatedly sexually abused, assaulted, and "forced to use methamphetamines and alcohol," her attorney said. "Thereafter she was trafficked by a male for two years, again forced to use narcotics and alcohol while being raped for profit."


Trollheart 02-09-2018 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925290)
it really wouldve tekken the joke to the next level

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925291)
It would have been of a different (soul) caliber.

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925294)
a true marvel (vs capcom) of a joke

You two are just Tekken the piss now.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1925333)
You two are just Tekken the piss now.

boo i already used that one you ****in’ mortal (kombat... XL...)

Trollheart 02-09-2018 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925344)
boo i already used that one you ****in’ mortal (kombat... XL...)

Right. I missed that one. My eyes ain't what they used to be. Guess I missed the Call of Duty there.
:shycouch:

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1925349)
Right. I missed that one. My eyes ain't what they used to be. Guess I missed the Call of Duty there.
:shycouch:

boo wrong game genre

Oriphiel 02-09-2018 10:26 AM

He's lost his (soul) edge. This will probably be his final fight.

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:28 AM

I have a trip this weekend, I have to pack, man. I just had to get that off of my chess.

Trollheart 02-09-2018 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925353)
boo wrong game genre


Must be a draught in here. Can someone return my ham? Come on: bring back my gammon.

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:38 AM

baseball

Trollheart 02-09-2018 10:51 AM


The Batlord 02-09-2018 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925344)
boo i already used that one you ****in’ mortal (kombat... XL...)

I wouldn't be caught dead or alive making that joke.

Trollheart 02-09-2018 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925370)
I wouldn't be caught dead or alive making that joke.

It's all right: you're not wanted.

Justthefacts 02-10-2018 02:22 AM

THE quintessential Quincy Jones interview.

If you fucking think you've read Quincy Jones' most absurd interview, you've not read this one yet.

Cuthbert 02-10-2018 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1925525)
THE quintessential Quincy Jones interview.

If you fucking think you've read Quincy Jones' most absurd interview, you've not read this one yet.

Took me a couple reads through to notice. Thought it was the actual interview.

Plankton 02-10-2018 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1925281)
What'd I do now

All I know is that a burning fist and a hammer punch were involved. Anything can sound dirty if you let it.

OccultHawk 02-11-2018 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1925624)
these massive cuts to clean energy Trump is proposing, up to 72%

meanwhile coal:

https://www.npr.org/2016/12/15/50557...-in-appalachia



Part of why it’s hitting home much faster than expected.

Oriphiel 02-12-2018 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1925989)
we're all ****ing dead so dead

Kinda comes with the whole mortality package.

OccultHawk 02-12-2018 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1925992)
Kinda comes with the whole mortality package.

In my less cynical moments I dream that human potential might be worth trying to hang on to. Like maybe we’re in a slump but future generations might have it better.

The Batlord 02-12-2018 03:25 PM

I just hope we can hold off long enough for the computer chip implants in our brain to tell us what morons we all are.

Oriphiel 02-12-2018 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926006)
I just hope we can hold off long enough for the computer chip implants in our brain to tell us what morons we all are.

Sorry man, but the only chip going inside of you in your lifetime is a dorito.

The Batlord 02-12-2018 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1926012)
Sorry man, but the only chip going inside of you in your lifetime is a dorito.

And I haven't had a Dorito in years. :(

Trollheart 02-12-2018 04:21 PM

Unbelievable. And these are the people looking for money from us. :rolleyes:

OXFAM GB Chief Resigns Over 2011 Prostitution Scandal

Chula Vista 02-12-2018 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926006)
I just hope we can hold off long enough for the computer chip implants in our brain to tell us what morons we all are.

Or, we can be proactive.

https://i.imgur.com/ZPPUviT.gif

The Batlord 02-12-2018 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1926045)
Or, we can be proactive.

https://i.imgur.com/ZPPUviT.gif

And by proactive you mean vote for people for whom climate change is at best not their top priority and at worse a hoax. What else do you do to combat global warming, Chula? Do you carpool? Turn the light off when you leave a room? Post pithy memes on Facebook?

OccultHawk 02-12-2018 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1926044)
Unbelievable. And these are the people looking for money from us. :rolleyes:

OXFAM GB Chief Resigns Over 2011 Prostitution Scandal

Oxfam is a bunch of bull**** neoliberalism. This example aside, donating to them is almost exactly like voting for Democrats. It makes you a part of the problem instead a part of the solution.

OccultHawk 02-12-2018 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1926045)
Or, we can be proactive.

https://i.imgur.com/ZPPUviT.gif

You lost the right to talk about proactive environmentalism when procreated. More people more problems.

Batlord’s carbon footprint ends with him. That’s the best we can do.

Chula Vista 02-12-2018 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926046)
And by proactive you mean vote for people for whom climate change is at best not their top priority and at worse a hoax. What else do you do to combat global warming, Chula? Do you carpool? Turn the light off when you leave a room?

What in God's name are you blabbering about?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1926049)
Batlord’s carbon footprint ends with him.

http://media2.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif


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