The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Trollheart]

Swedish scientist comes up with ID chip that can be implanted in humans

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Swedish scientist comes up with ID chip that can be implanted in humans

[Trollheart]

Your Alex Jones gifs do not compute with me. I barely know who he is.

[The Batlord]

I'm sure he will use this article or one like it to claim (((the globalists))) are going to implant chips in Americans as a Satanist plot to control and/or kill The Patriots and he has a whole stack of classified documents that prove it *audibly shakes handful of blank paper*.

[Trollheart]

Well that's a given, not to mention he and his buddies (assuming this is all QAnon ****) will be screaming "SEE! SEE? WE TOLD YOU! CHIPS IN THE VACCINE MAN, CHIPS IN THE VACCINE!"

Gonna be a long year...

[The Batlord]

Nah he's kinda anti-QAnon. Probably cause they're moving in on his right wing grift. I think he tried to be Q-pilled but it was too much it's own thing for him to co-opt so he just declared it to be a globalist op even though there isn't any fundamental difference between what he spouts and what QAnon spouts. It's really dumb basically.

He is super anti-vax though. A globalist plot to murder everyone.

[The Batlord]

[rostasi]

Iranian parliament proposes legislation to ban pets.

In November of this year, the Iranian government proposed a law that would ban pets in the country. The Protection of the Public’s Right Against Animals was introduced by a group of 75 legislators who described pet owners as “a destructive social problem.” The new law would ban the breeding, buying, and selling of wild, exotic, and dangerous animals. The problem is the definition of these animals extends beyond the animals that might typically fall into that category.
In addition to objectively exotic or dangerous animals like monkeys and crocodiles, the ban would apply to cats, mice, rabbits, and dogs. If passed into law, the ban would result in pet owners facing fines equivalent to 10 to 30 times the monthly minimum working wage in addition to the loss of the animal and (for three months) the vehicle used to transport it.
Some suggest the idea behind the law is rooted in Islamic law which considered dogs to be impure. When it comes to cats and other pets, however, the waters are muddied. Cats have long been beloved in the Muslim faith. In fact, according to some myths, the prophet Muhammad himself outlawed the killing or persecuting of cats. As such, the proposed ban has sparked outrage among pet owners and animal lovers alike. Only time will tell what fate awaits felines and their friends in Iran.

[Trollheart]

So now they can ignore what their prophet said - specifically ordered - if it's inconvenient? Sounds like right-wing Christians to me. Where does this go next I wonder? Fullscale animal hunts, culling strays, festivals of slaughter of pets? And what happens to those who have pets? Are they to be surrendered and euthanised? And will such mass killings not cost their revenue more than if people had just kept their pets? ****s.

[rubber soul]

Well, I guess it's proof that you get what you vote for, or in Iran's case, overthrow for.