The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 11-17-2021, 03:50 PM

What is it with The Mail Online? They give you the headline IN BIG, BIG letters, THEN they give you ALL the main points of the story in smaller, but bolded, bullet points. Is their readership so lazy/stupid that they have to have the stories broken down into digestible chunks and spoonfed to them? It really annoys me. If you're going to read the article, ****ing read it! I don't want the damn thing summarised before I even get a chance to read it! Hate that paper.

Also, obviously, Q's are just completely insane and as gullible as children, even more so. At least children grow out of their innocence and naivete. I'm actually surprised this ****er didn't get someone to dress up and say he was JFK Jr. These morons would probably swallow it. And why do they think, should JFK Jr return, that he would be satisfied to be a VP? He'd want the White House for himself. Despite, of course, the small detail that he never ran for any public office, did he? Died young, was not in politics, but they still think he'll be the Orange Turd's Zombie Vice President???

The Batlord · 11-17-2021, 05:16 PM

Apparently he was suspected of being murdered by Hillary cause he might have been deciding if he wanted to run for the office she was going to run for. Except he didn't die, faked his death, and has been working behind the scenes ever since. Or so jwb told me.

Trollheart · 11-17-2021, 08:10 PM

She was seen near his aircraft just before it took off, that's true. I know cos this guy in a pub told another guy in a pub who heard it from three lads outside the pub who swore the bus driver worked for the CIA... must be true.

Psy-Fi · 11-18-2021, 08:11 AM

Man Beaten After Catching Boyfriend "Humping" Their Dog, Police Report

Mindy · 11-18-2021, 11:31 AM

Psy-Fi, always with the wild news lol

Trollheart · 11-18-2021, 07:55 PM

Don't believe it, it's just another shaggy dog story...

SGR · 11-19-2021, 12:52 PM

Kyle Rittenhouse weeps as he is CLEARED of all FIVE charges against him from Kenosha BLM riot: Now nation braces for fall out of successful self-defense argument by 17-year-old who killed two after he went to defend town with AR-15

Psy-Fi · 11-19-2021, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SGR

Kyle Rittenhouse weeps as he is CLEARED of all FIVE charges against him from Kenosha BLM riot: Now nation braces for fall out of successful self-defense argument by 17-year-old who killed two after he went to defend town with AR-15

I would've been surprised if he'd been convicted.

The Batlord · 11-19-2021, 01:21 PM

I swear to god if he gets a Youtube show with suspiciously high production values I'm gonna start chugging bleach.

Anteater · 11-19-2021, 01:31 PM

Lol watch him sue the government for hundreds of millions for slander and win.

11-17-2021, 03:50 PM	#23231 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	What is it with The Mail Online? They give you the headline IN BIG, BIG letters, THEN they give you ALL the main points of the story in smaller, but bolded, bullet points. Is their readership so lazy/stupid that they have to have the stories broken down into digestible chunks and spoonfed to them? It really annoys me. If you're going to read the article, **ing read it! I don't want the damn thing summarised before I even get a chance to read it! Hate that paper. Also, obviously, Q's are just completely insane and as gullible as children, even more so. At least children grow out of their innocence and naivete. I'm actually surprised this *er didn't get someone to dress up and say he was JFK Jr. These morons would probably swallow it. And why do they think, should JFK Jr return, that he would be satisfied to be a VP? He'd want the White House for himself. Despite, of course, the small detail that he never ran for any public office, did he? Died young, was not in politics, but they still think he'll be the Orange Turd's Zombie Vice President??? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

11-17-2021, 08:10 PM	#23233 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	She was seen near his aircraft just before it took off, that's true. I know cos this guy in a pub told another guy in a pub who heard it from three lads outside the pub who swore the bus driver worked for the CIA... must be true. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-18-2021, 11:31 AM	#23235 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	Psy-Fi, always with the wild news lol __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

11-18-2021, 07:55 PM	#23236 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Don't believe it, it's just another shaggy dog story... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-19-2021, 12:52 PM	#23237 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	Kyle Rittenhouse weeps as he is CLEARED of all FIVE charges against him from Kenosha BLM riot: Now nation braces for fall out of successful self-defense argument by 17-year-old who killed two after he went to defend town with AR-15