The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Psy-Fi · 11-15-2021, 07:22 AM

Bridegroom was axed to death by fake witchdoctor after turning to black magic when his wife left him a year after they married, say Russian police

Psy-Fi · 11-17-2021, 06:19 AM

Ex-member of QAnon's JFK-obsessed 'cult' details the 'ugly' reality of Dallas 'resurrection': Follower claims group started 'turning on each other' while their leader 'acted like Jesus Christ with people kissing his ring'

SGR · 11-17-2021, 06:41 AM

"My divine precognition now tells me that JFK Jr. had a change of plans after he couldn't make the Stones concert...and he will now make his first re-appearance and announce his presidential run with Trump on Music Banter!!!"

**Frownland** · 11-17-2021, 02:12 PM

Syrian musician Omar Souleyman held on terrorism charges in Turkey

Trollheart · 11-17-2021, 02:50 PM

What is it with The Mail Online? They give you the headline IN BIG, BIG letters, THEN they give you ALL the main points of the story in smaller, but bolded, bullet points. Is their readership so lazy/stupid that they have to have the stories broken down into digestible chunks and spoonfed to them? It really annoys me. If you're going to read the article, ****ing read it! I don't want the damn thing summarised before I even get a chance to read it! Hate that paper.

Also, obviously, Q's are just completely insane and as gullible as children, even more so. At least children grow out of their innocence and naivete. I'm actually surprised this ****er didn't get someone to dress up and say he was JFK Jr. These morons would probably swallow it. And why do they think, should JFK Jr return, that he would be satisfied to be a VP? He'd want the White House for himself. Despite, of course, the small detail that he never ran for any public office, did he? Died young, was not in politics, but they still think he'll be the Orange Turd's Zombie Vice President???

The Batlord · 11-17-2021, 04:16 PM

Apparently he was suspected of being murdered by Hillary cause he might have been deciding if he wanted to run for the office she was going to run for. Except he didn't die, faked his death, and has been working behind the scenes ever since. Or so jwb told me.

Trollheart · 11-17-2021, 07:10 PM

She was seen near his aircraft just before it took off, that's true. I know cos this guy in a pub told another guy in a pub who heard it from three lads outside the pub who swore the bus driver worked for the CIA... must be true.

Psy-Fi · 11-18-2021, 07:11 AM

Man Beaten After Catching Boyfriend "Humping" Their Dog, Police Report

Trollheart · 11-18-2021, 06:55 PM

Don't believe it, it's just another shaggy dog story...

SGR · 11-19-2021, 11:52 AM

Kyle Rittenhouse weeps as he is CLEARED of all FIVE charges against him from Kenosha BLM riot: Now nation braces for fall out of successful self-defense argument by 17-year-old who killed two after he went to defend town with AR-15

11-17-2021, 02:12 PM	#23024 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Syrian musician Omar Souleyman held on terrorism charges in Turkey __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-17-2021, 02:50 PM	#23025 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	What is it with The Mail Online? They give you the headline IN BIG, BIG letters, THEN they give you ALL the main points of the story in smaller, but bolded, bullet points. Is their readership so lazy/stupid that they have to have the stories broken down into digestible chunks and spoonfed to them? It really annoys me. If you're going to read the article, **ing read it! I don't want the damn thing summarised before I even get a chance to read it! Hate that paper. Also, obviously, Q's are just completely insane and as gullible as children, even more so. At least children grow out of their innocence and naivete. I'm actually surprised this *er didn't get someone to dress up and say he was JFK Jr. These morons would probably swallow it. And why do they think, should JFK Jr return, that he would be satisfied to be a VP? He'd want the White House for himself. Despite, of course, the small detail that he never ran for any public office, did he? Died young, was not in politics, but they still think he'll be the Orange Turd's Zombie Vice President??? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

11-17-2021, 07:10 PM	#23027 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	She was seen near his aircraft just before it took off, that's true. I know cos this guy in a pub told another guy in a pub who heard it from three lads outside the pub who swore the bus driver worked for the CIA... must be true. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-18-2021, 06:55 PM	#23029 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Don't believe it, it's just another shaggy dog story... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-17-2021, 06:41 AM	#23023 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	"My divine precognition now tells me that JFK Jr. had a change of plans after he couldn't make the Stones concert...and he will now make his first re-appearance and announce his presidential run with Trump on Music Banter!!!"

11-19-2021, 11:52 AM	#23030 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	Kyle Rittenhouse weeps as he is CLEARED of all FIVE charges against him from Kenosha BLM riot: Now nation braces for fall out of successful self-defense argument by 17-year-old who killed two after he went to defend town with AR-15