The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

**Frownland** · 07-10-2021, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Yeah, I figured they were but it still seems a bit odd to me that the majority of them are from Colombia in particular. Just gives the whole thing a drug cartel hit type of vibe to me. I was expecting it would turn out to be mostly, if not all, Haitians involved in the assassination. Seems like the President of Haiti wouldn't have had any shortage of enemies within the country that would've been willing to take the job.

Could be to avoid accidentally hiring a Haitian secret agent or someone who might upend the plot for whatever localized reason that an outsider wouldn't care about as much.

The Batlord · 07-10-2021, 03:25 PM

Frown fronts as a logical person but is secretly conspiracy pilled af.

**Frownland** · 07-10-2021, 04:06 PM

I didn't think it was a secret.

The Batlord · 07-10-2021, 04:10 PM

You're pretty good at pretending to be logical ngl. It's impressive.

**Frownland** · 07-10-2021, 04:17 PM

Lmao look at this sheep thinking that conspiracies are at odds with logic.

~~jwb~~ · 07-11-2021, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

I'm curious as to why the majority of these suspects are Colombian instead of Haitian.

and many are retired military from what i heard

the two haitians are from florida too lol wtf

~~jwb~~ · 07-11-2021, 03:33 AM

meanwhile, back in colombia....

**Frownland** · 07-11-2021, 10:47 AM

Richard Branson can piss further than Jeff Bezos.

jadis · 07-11-2021, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Yeah, I figured they were but it still seems a bit odd to me that the majority of them are from Colombia in particular. Just gives the whole thing a drug cartel hit type of vibe to me.

I love how oblivious Americans are to what it is that the CIA has been doing for the past 70 years.

When I see Elliott Abrams on the news, I say to myself, this is one loco cartel hombre type of guy.

Psy-Fi · 07-15-2021, 07:41 AM

Louisiana man who was 'bored in traffic' is arrested after leaping 100ft into alligator-infested river sparking an hours-long rescue effort

07-10-2021, 04:06 PM	#22963 (permalink)
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07-10-2021, 04:17 PM	#22965 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Lmao look at this sheep thinking that conspiracies are at odds with logic. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-11-2021, 10:47 AM	#22968 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Richard Branson can piss further than Jeff Bezos. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-11-2021, 03:33 AM	#22967 (permalink)
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