Music Banter - The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2166338)

If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station... :laughing:

Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?"
Me: "Um, yeah..."
Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?"
Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58."
Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?"
Me: "Yeah."
Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?"
Cop 2: "You disgust me."
Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?"
Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!"
Cop 1: "Now, where were we?"
Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..."
Cop 2: "Music eh?"
Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?"
Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..."
Cop 2: "Maths?!! My father was shot by a maths teacher!"
Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!"

Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer.
:shycouch:

LMFAO :laughing:

Lmao yeah I can totally picture his mask being a painted nail

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2167243)

Telling that the new shooting hasn't got a mention

it do be like "I can believe this News Story"

Mass shootings starting up again. Just another sign that 'Murica is returning to "normal."

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2167243)

Telling that the new shooting hasn't got a mention

it do be like "I can believe this News Story"

Why is it telling? :D

Giant Ship Blocking Suez Canal Could Take ‘Days, Even Weeks’ to Free

SUEZ CANAL AIS SHIP TRAFFIC LIVE MAP

https://i.imgur.com/Rz0U1KM.png

https://i.imgur.com/tn7Xj7E.png

Several highly pollutive shipping containers gathered in one place. Interesting.

In other news, the Suez-side Cafe is seeing unprecedented business.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...-idUSKBN2BH2TC

"Georgia bans giving water to voters in line under sweeping restrictions"

>_>

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc...outputType=amp

Ehehehehehehe come on you bitches there's a tobacco shop that sells bowls across from my job that could be a dispensary by Christmas if you were just cool.