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Old 01-20-2021, 02:42 PM   #22371 (permalink)
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Yeah OK. Not having her hair hang limply around her face like discount Rachel from Friends does a lot for her.
exactly, whoever's idea that look was is about as bad at managing haircuts as I am
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The photographer did a good job giving her sensual lines. Wish she had a dick though.
you're into chicks with dicks? huh. that's cool
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-20-2021, 02:50 PM   #22372 (permalink)
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I went through her filmography on wiki and I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of her movies. Is that Sylvia Plath one any good?
The only films of hers I've seen are The Royal Tenenbaums and Sylvia. I don't remember much of Tenenbaums either - but I thought she was excellent in Sylvia (the film received mixed reviews but I think it's a bit underrated).
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Old 01-20-2021, 02:55 PM   #22373 (permalink)
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exactly, whoever's idea that look was is about as bad at managing haircuts as I am
I could be into that version of Gwyneth in a long sleeve white button up blouse, black leather skirt, ****-me shoes, and a riding crop.

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I've been open about that for years.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-20-2021, 03:35 PM   #22374 (permalink)
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The same applies to the famous dick sucking with wheelchaired witness story but that was news for me too
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I can appreciate all sorts of body types. The jelly belly can be hot af too but a flat tight fit tummy like that... goddamn son.
I like slim women but that's almost anorexia there. She looks like the first time you put your arms around her she'd break in two. If you put your arms around her. Which I would not.
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Old 01-20-2021, 03:57 PM   #22376 (permalink)
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I like slim women but that's almost anorexia there. She looks like the first time you put your arms around her she'd break in two. If you put your arms around her. Which I would not.
nah she's skinny but that doesn't look problematically thin to me
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I don't think she's problematically thin, either. She does have a *figure*.

Trollheart, you'd probably like to know the contents of Gwyneth's fridge.

This guy tried eating everything Gwyneth eats in a day. Jicama tacos, anyone? (Why am I secretly wishing to try "pulling" coconut oil, at least once? lol)

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nah she's skinny but that doesn't look problematically thin to me
Word up it ain’t.
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(Why am I secretly wishing to try "pulling" coconut oil, at least once? lol)
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