The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by Ninetales

legit looks like a mid-00s mike myers character

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that pic. I had to do a reverse image search to satisfy my curiosity and I found this...

Mike Myers Taunts Donald Trump With Spot-On Impression Of Dr. Harold Bornstein

[Ninetales]

Well I guess I was only a decade and a half off

[Norg]

soon in the future ethiopia and sudan are damming the nile and thus pretty much decreasing egypt water supply. This will force there hand and they will declare war and they will prob lose but it will be a war of survival

the question is in the aftermath what supper power will get involved USa or the east ..???

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Norg

soon in the future ethiopia and sudan are damming the nile and thus pretty much decreasing egypt water supply. This will force there hand and they will declare war and they will prob lose but it will be a war of survival

the question is in the aftermath what supper power will get involved USa or the east ..???

China will side with the Sub-Saharan and America and Europe might send peace keepers who will stand around with their ding dongs in their hands. The river flows north and China is heavily invested in arms sells and oil imports (to China) from the region. China can broker it so the entire region below Egypt benefits from the power source. The dam is getting built and Egypt is losing most of their water supply and China is going to get cheap oil and continue profitable trade relations.

Great question.

If you’re interested in water disasters in Africa the events around Lake Chad are interesting and totally savage.

[Psy-Fi]

Calif. man sues Twitter, AOC over ‘pain and suffering’ caused by Trump ban

The notoriously litigious, self-described California sex addict best known for suing Twitch over masturbation injuries allegedly caused by the video streaming platform’s “scantily clad gamers” has a new target — this time filing a lawsuit against Twitter, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rep. Ilhan Omar over the “overbearing pain and suffering” caused by the social media giant’s ban of President Trump.

[OccultHawk]

Seeking an end-run around an investigation by the New York attorney general, the National Rifle Association said Friday that it was declaring bankruptcy and would reincorporate in Texas. The gun group was set up in New York after the Civil War.

Wow. Tough week for the far right.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Wow. Tough week for the far right.

How can the ****ing NRA be bankrupt???

[Anteater]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

How can the ****ing NRA be bankrupt???

Hookers and blow.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Anteater

Hookers and blow.

Seriously. Imagine how much fun it would be to get blasted out of your mind and go William Burroughs on fifty thousand rounds of free ammunition every day.

[Anteater]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Seriously. Imagine how much fun it would be to get blasted out of your mind and go William Burroughs on fifty thousand rounds of free ammunition every day.

Might be almost as awesome as this.