The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Psy-Fi]

Sex offender, Nathan Wood, 'spent hours viewing child porn on AT&T store iPad' until horrified workers called police

Wood was allegedly glued to the iPad for hours.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Sex offender, Nathan Wood, 'spent hours viewing child porn on AT&T store iPad' until horrified workers called police

And nobody thought to say to him "hey ****er! If you want to use it that much buy the ****ing thing!"????

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

And nobody thought to say to him "hey ****er! If you want to use it that much buy the ****ing thing!"????

They probably would if they had any idea where those kids were.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Sex offender, Nathan Wood, 'spent hours viewing child porn on AT&T store iPad' until horrified workers called police

lmao what a hero. I say give this guy a pass tbh.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

They probably would if they had any idea where those kids were.

I just mean in general. Even if you're just looking at ebay or whatever, they're hardly likely to leave you for hours on an ipad without someone coming over and saying "can I help you sir" or somesuch, code for "put the ****ing thing down if you're not buying it *******". No? Wouldn't happen here; they'd have that thing out of your hand and security would be called.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I just mean in general. Even if you're just looking at ebay or whatever, they're hardly likely to leave you for hours on an ipad without someone coming over and saying "can I help you sir" or somesuch, code for "put the ****ing thing down if you're not buying it *******". No? Wouldn't happen here; they'd have that thing out of your hand and security would be called.

My joke was that people would be trying to pimp out the kids not sell the iPad

[Trollheart]

I did not get your joke. Perhaps not enough nuance? What's wrong with old ants, anyway?

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I did not get your joke. Perhaps not enough nuance? What's wrong with old ants, anyway?

I can’t believe that made me laugh.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I can’t believe that made me laugh.

I can't believe it's not butter.

[Anteater]

They taste horrible.