The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[jwb]

Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by jwb

Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

I read this awhile back:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

For the Good of Mankind: A History of the People of Bikini and Their Islands
Book by Jack Niedenthal

America is NASTY!!!

They only have around 50,000 people there and they’re isolated as ****. It’s not really worth 55M it’s worth whatever you can sell it for, as you pointed out.

They should’ve thrown $55M cocaine and rum bash for drug seeking tourists and funded their schools for a decade.

[Lisnaholic]

Originally Posted by jwb

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

Try here:-

https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/2...ug-thread.html : Recreational Drug Thread

[jwb]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I read this awhile back:



They only have around 50,000 people there and they’re isolated as ****. It’s not really worth 55M it’s worth whatever you can sell it for, as you pointed out.

They should’ve thrown $55M cocaine and rum bash for drug seeking tourists and funded their schools for a decade.

I feel like getting it off the island would be the easy part tbh

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by jwb

Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

And don't forget: whoever it belongs to will be out looking for it...

[jwb]

They said it could've been drifting around for years. If the owner ain't found it yet I wouldn't expect to see them anytime soon.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by jwb

They said it could've been drifting around for years. If the owner ain't found it yet I wouldn't expect to see them anytime soon.

That **** starts hitting the street, you're gonna be seeing them real soon. Cartels have long memories...

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by jwb

Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

I'd be dead by now.

Originally Posted by elphenor

bruh the cop tried to go out the driver's side door...

Hence my use of the word "inept". What a doofus.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

That **** starts hitting the street, you're gonna be seeing them real soon. Cartels have long memories...

I don't know that much about cocaine but how would they know it was their coke?

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by jwb

I don't know that much about cocaine but how would they know it was their coke?

They always seem to know on the telly. Didn't you watch The Sopranos?