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Old 01-19-2021, 05:02 PM   #22181 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:06 PM   #22182 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:08 PM   #22183 (permalink)
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I don't usually have strong opinions on celebrities but I really do not like that grifter hag.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:11 PM   #22184 (permalink)
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She's very good looking though (when she styles herself somewhat naturally), I have to give her that
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:13 PM   #22185 (permalink)
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I misread that as "slanty-eyed cop."

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Old 01-19-2021, 05:16 PM   #22186 (permalink)
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She's very good looking though (when she styles herself somewhat naturally), I have to give her that
She's like a real world 8/Hollywood 6 but with zero sex appeal.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:43 PM   #22187 (permalink)
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She's like a real world 8/Hollywood 6 but with zero sex appeal.
Honest to god I don’t find her in the least desirable. I wouldn’t even think of ****ing her unless she came on to me first.
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Old 01-20-2021, 01:49 AM   #22188 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2021, 05:02 AM   #22189 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2021, 05:03 AM   #22190 (permalink)
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If there's no sex appeal the best you can do is an 8.
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