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Old 11-30-2020, 07:28 PM   #22131 (permalink)
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those jokes are your trademark. Never change, trollheart.
I disagree. Bomb the English.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-30-2020, 07:31 PM   #22132 (permalink)
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I disagree. Bomb the English.
The only bombs in my possession are bath bombs. I fear the death count will be minimal...
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Old 11-30-2020, 07:37 PM   #22133 (permalink)
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Is that when you fart in the shower and it smells worse than if you farted outside of the shower?
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Old 11-30-2020, 09:14 PM   #22134 (permalink)
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Is that when you fart in the shower and it smells worse than if you farted outside of the shower?
Yeah cos a bath is a shower.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_bomb
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Old 11-30-2020, 09:27 PM   #22135 (permalink)
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if I leave the stopper in while having the water come down from the shower head

when does the shower become a bath?
When you sit down
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so is it impossible to take a standing bath?
I guess Bushwick Bill could do it
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Old 11-30-2020, 09:56 PM   #22137 (permalink)
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A bath's not a bath without a rubber duck.
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Old 11-30-2020, 10:05 PM   #22138 (permalink)
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So a bath bomb won't work in the shower?
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Unlikely. You could try a Shower IED maybe.
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Old 12-02-2020, 06:17 PM   #22140 (permalink)
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Hungary's rightwing rulers downplay MEP 'gay orgy' scandal amid hypocrisy accusations

Wow. Karma's a bitch.
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