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Old 10-20-2020, 03:55 PM   #22021 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2020, 03:59 PM   #22022 (permalink)
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lol McConnell looks like a turtle too
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Old 10-20-2020, 04:10 PM   #22023 (permalink)
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lol McConnell looks like a turtle too
you know that’s his nickname right?
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Old 10-20-2020, 04:17 PM   #22024 (permalink)
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no I had no idea, that's amazing
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Old 10-20-2020, 04:39 PM   #22025 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2020, 04:40 PM   #22026 (permalink)
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I honestly feel a little guilty about that out of respect for turtles.
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Old 10-20-2020, 04:46 PM   #22027 (permalink)
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same. what did they do to deserve a monster lookalike
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Old 10-20-2020, 05:01 PM   #22028 (permalink)
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btw it's wonderful how some people look so much like a certain animal that the analogy is universal. There was this guy in my school whom I referred to as 'the mole' because he really looked like one and after a few years I found out other people did the same thing, all independently of each other
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Old 10-20-2020, 05:25 PM   #22029 (permalink)
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Apparently I walk like a penguin.
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Old 10-20-2020, 05:32 PM   #22030 (permalink)
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omg so do I, at least I think I do. My mom definitely has the penguin walk, but in my case it gets mixed with the Lesbian Cowboy Walk™

Anyway, penguin walks are the best, just own it
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