The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

**Janszoon** · 10-15-2020, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

The Beatles were about 500 pounds altogether when they were active, right? That's nowhere near as heavy as a lot of other bands. Maybe Tad is tops on that one.

Just making sure that my fat joke is really driven home here.

Collectively, I'd think someone like the Brian Setzer Orchestra or the Polyphonic Spree would be the heaviest.

OccultHawk · 10-15-2020, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That is some elph-level pompous dip**** cringe.

Up your nose bitch

I like MC

**Frownland** · 10-15-2020, 12:35 PM

I was thinking heaviness per capita but Hear n Aid is probably the heaviest metal band of all time collectively.

Plankton · 10-15-2020, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I was talking about meatheads though, not metalheads.

An interchangeable term between the two, so the validity ramens.

**Janszoon** · 10-15-2020, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

An interchangeable term between the two, so the validity ramens.

There's overlap, but not all metalheads are meatheads and not all meatheads listen to metal. What there should be, is a genre called heavy meat.

Plankton · 10-15-2020, 02:01 PM

I need stronger glasses, but yes. There'd really only be one band in the genre though and it could possibly be the first genre with a logo, and that logo would be the face of Marvin Aday.

That was terrible.

**Janszoon** · 10-16-2020, 12:19 AM

Rudy Giuliani staffers accidentally upload video of him being racist

Whoops

OccultHawk · 10-16-2020, 12:29 AM

Probably intentional. Republicans voters love racists.

Psy-Fi · 10-16-2020, 07:31 AM

Tennessee mayor resigns after allegedly shoplifting at Target

Lisnaholic · 10-16-2020, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

There's overlap, but not all metalheads are meatheads and not all meatheads listen to metal. What there should be, is a genre called heavy meat.

Just two innocent words put together: how can they sound so cool, sinister and gross, all at the same time?

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